Caroline Jackson

dog loving, brunch enthusiast. known to be friendly when inebriated. prepare to be dazzled.

[Mayor P and 11 others retweeted 3 of your tweets. @punmagnate]

What idiot called them time travelers and not pastronauts

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

*taps microphone*
YOU DID GREAT TODAY, TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOURSELF!
*steps back, waits for the echo*
(Good night)

[Uzo Aduba @UzoAduba]

Catch the message.

[Bethany Cosentino @BethanyCoast]

Just a reminder- White rapist: 6 months in jail. Black man selling CDs outside a store: murdered by police.

[Jon Park @hoon]

32 years old. No criminal record. Licensed to carry. Killed in front of his daughter.

Say his name
#PhilandoCastile

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

If people are gross enough to send dick pics, at least have the courage to use a face-swapping app.

[Qasem Al-Ali @AlaliQasem]

@xeni I would thank you from the bottom of my heart, but for you my heart has no bottom💐

[DCist @DCist]

Overheard in D.C.: All I want to do is drink coffee, save animals, and take naps." https://t.co/X9vPbX2Fnj

[Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnson]

*hangs from window ledge by fingertips*
It's fine. Everything is f

[Caroline Jackson @reallyMsJackson]

Mike's Hard and Star Trek OS 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

[TinaLu @TwinaLu]

I wish more people would ask me, "Do you want a pastry with that?" like @panerabread does. They get me.

[Caroline Jackson @reallyMsJackson]

SARAH DESSEN AND EMERY LORD 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻 https://t.co/zGmGGtFVWm

[YALLFest @YALLFest]

So excited to reveal the incredible #YALLFest 2016 authors! Who are you most excited to see? https://t.co/3xXAEqkYuf

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

In fairness to Boris, as a cat I know a thing or two about asking to be let out and then instantly regretting that decision...

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

#LifeGoals

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Finding quality "me" time. Or explaining why Stalin is in hell. 1 yr olds are pretty dumb, so pictures help. https://t.co/cFP0HlDluJ

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

British xenophobes and racists got their way with #Brexit. That would never happen in America! JK, it really could.
https://t.co/3nd2BVqUSt

[Caroline Jackson @reallyMsJackson]

Thank you #Netflix for giving me Bob Ross. It has been the best way to recover from #OITNB

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Don't let age, Mother Nature or groin trauma tell you what to do. #Deadpole