jose rodriguez

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

You and your lame ass excuses!! That shit never gets old right ?

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Don't nobody want to be around no thug, hard motherfucker all the fucking time that don't know how to have fun and all that bullshit

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Last day I can smoke till I get probation :/
Smoke all we can today!!!!

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

always remember you have more time them life=]

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

#asachild I used to take all the stuff out the fridge and jump in there and close the door

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Hahahahhahhaha xD Badass fucking day today could not had gone better at all right???? ..... FUCK NO!!

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Guess who just got a new phone???

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

dont think if your mistakes as fuck ups think of them as lessons learned ...

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night - Edgar allan Poe

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Everything is turning out for the good :)
What more can I ask for?

[Leihia Rogers @loveable_leihia]

When u have someone special, dont let them go, no matter how mad u get or how much u get on each others nerves. In the end, they're worth it

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

I smoke like a fish

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Dear CatDog, Please tell me how you poop. I have wondered for so long. Sincerely, a confused fan.

[Corey ⚜️ @CoreyKeyz]

I'd wife a pornstar, I dont give a shit. All these regular hoes got videos sucking dick in the amateur section on pornhub anyway

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

I love everybody. Some I love to be around. Some I love to avoid. And some I’d love to punch them in the face. #whatcanisay

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

You a sexy btch even on a cold winter night my dick would stand for you. #<3

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Apparently, the answer "I Know" is not a good answer when your friend tells you how good his girlfriend is in bed.

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

i am the best cook Because with 2 eggs, 1 sausage, and a little bit of milk, i can fill a girl's tummy for 9 months. xD

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

#shitihate #fakeasspeople they bore me, they make me sick and they make my balls itch...

[jose rodriguez @reallyWTFjose]

Mexican word of the day 'Wheelchair' :'Me and Juan only have one taco, but is okay. Wheelchair.'