Mayor4Life

Don't smoke crack.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

@Witch_Docta YA BUSTED. That's what happens to cheating pieces of shit, BITCH. Be easier to delete all your accounts than to block me, DICK

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

.@RobFordTeam y'all hirin?

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

.@TOMayorFord hit me up dog

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

for all those Rob Ford haters I axe you who amongst us hasn't smoked rocks in office?

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

@sethmeyers don't forget about me and chocolate city #mayor4life

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

@stackmack Judge not lest ye be Judge Reinhold

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

What I would like to say is that I have experience, I'm available, and I have a lot to offer the people of Canadia

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

I heard there might be a job in Toronto? Holla back. #mayor4life

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

A mind is a terrible thing.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

Played ball with Sue Bird today. Bitch set me up! For easy buckets.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

Can't we all just get a bong?

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

What do you mean I just "Sarah Palin'ed" myself?

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

Gonna be a white Christmas! Jingle Bell Rocks, bitches!

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

I promise you a police car on every sidewalk.

[Mayor4Life @RealMarionBarry]

They blame me cuz these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then?