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[Marv @realMarv_1]

What defines a true friend?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

A moving man will one day, meet his luck.

He first has to move.

The Kettering principle of motion.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Please read the conversation that I had with a 23 year old young man.

Ensure that you read to the last screenshot 👇.

[Scribbler @Defi_Scribbler]

approach 100 girls, you’ll find a girlfriend

test 100 products, you’ll get rich off one

post 100 tweets, you’ll get a banger

life is a number game, take more shots

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

you can't keep postponing things just because you aren't ready. you really have to do it scared.

[َ @awzshiii]

life got so serious i stopped taking pics

[PaPa J 𝕏 @joshweltt]

Visiting People 101 ?

[Lorraine Mash Lolly😍👑💯 @lollymashk22]

C for nouns, s for verbs. Advice is a noun. Advise is a verb. You advise someone by giving them an advice.

[Technical Ben @TechnicalBben]

You spend six years in uni due to Asuu strike.

Add an extra year for NYSC to serve a government that doesn't care.

Then spend another two years job hunting.

That’s almost a decade gone.

Now you finally get a job and they still say you don’t have enough experience.

The pay is average at best.

Four years after uni, you’re nowhere near #300k a month.

Yet you’re heavily taxed. Everything is expensive.

Buying a car feels like a 20-year savings plan.

And they want you to get married early

Exploring the world feels unrealistic.

Total chaos

[MumZee✨🇳🇬 @_DebbieOA]

You guys, see o😳.
This is brilliant. 👏🏾

[MECCA @iH8Meccavellii]

I really do enjoy a limited series. Like ya just give me a VERY good story wrapped up in one season thanks!

[Shubhvani @shubhvanii]

If you want a quality woman, go where quality women actually are:

▪︎ Weekend mornings at the gym
▪︎ Airports
▪︎ Farmer's markets / Trader Joe's
▪︎ Upscale coffee shops
▪︎ Parks or beaches on sunny days
▪︎ Independent bookstores
▪︎ Lectures, seminars, and professional workshops
▪︎ High-end art galleries or museum evenings

Go to these places and focus on your life. When you're grounded, disciplined, and quality, women notice on their own.

You don't chase the right woman. You attract her by becoming the right man.

[goma @soigomaa]

Can someone please recommend a Netflix show that’s actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in one sitting?

[. @cheerspal0]

So far the best career advice I’ve received has come from ppl on reddit. Seriously underrated 10/10 would recommend

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

Can someone please recommend a Netflix show that's actually addictive, the kind that makes people stay up all night and finish season one in one sitting?

[blue @bluewmist]

there's no audience to impress. no people to please. no applause to chase. do everything for yourself. stop comparing your journey to others and move at your own pace.

[Taiwo Oyedele @taiwoyedele]

House of Representatives, National Assembly
Office of the House Spokesman

PRESS STATEMENT
For Immediate Release

Speaker Abbas Leads Transparency Drive as House Releases Four Tax Acts for Public Records

*Abuja, FCT | Saturday, January 3, 2026* — The House of Representatives, under the leadership of the Speaker, Rt. Hon. Abbas Tajudeen, Ph.D., GCON, has released the four tax reform Acts duly signed into law by His Excellency, Bola Ahmed Tinubu, GCFR, President and Commander-in-Chief of the Armed Forces, Federal Republic of Nigeria, to Nigerians for public record, verification, and reference.

Speaker Abbas, in concert with the Senate President, H.E. Senator Godswill Akpabio, GCON, directed the immediate release of the Certified True Copies (CTCs) of the Acts, including the endorsement and assent pages signed by the President, following public concerns and allegations regarding purported alterations and the circulation of unauthorised and misleading versions of the laws. This decisive intervention underscores Speaker Abbas’ long-standing commitment to transparency, legislative integrity, and public confidence in the law-making process.

Indeed, the attention of the House was drawn to the existence of inconsistent versions of the tax laws in circulation after a vigilant Honourable Member identified discrepancies, raised the alarm, and formally reported the matter to the House on a point of privilege. Acting promptly, the Speaker ordered an internal verification and the immediate public release of the certified Acts to eliminate doubt, restore clarity, and protect the sanctity of the legislative record.

From the initiation of the tax reform process through extensive stakeholder consultations, committee scrutiny, rigorous clause-by-clause consideration, robust plenary debates, and eventual passage, Speaker Abbas has provided firm and steady leadership to ensure that the reforms were evidence-based, inclusive, and aligned with Nigeria’s fiscal realities and development priorities. Throughout the process, Speaker Abbas consistently emphasised that tax reform must be anchored on clarity, fairness, and strict adherence to constitutional and parliamentary procedure.

The four Acts released are:

• The Nigeria Tax Act, 2025
• The Nigeria Tax Administration Act, 2025
• The National Revenue Service (Establishment) Act, 2025
• The Joint Revenue Board (Establishment) Act, 2025

These landmark legislations constitute the backbone of Nigeria’s contemporary tax reform architecture, designed to modernise revenue administration, improve compliance, reduce inefficiencies, eliminate duplications, and strengthen fiscal coordination across the federation.

In directing the release of the certified Acts, Speaker Abbas reassured Nigerians that the National Assembly remains an institution of records, guided by clearly defined rules, precedents, archival systems, and verification processes that safeguard the authenticity of every law enacted.

According to him:

“The National Assembly is an institution built on records, procedure, and institutional memory. Every Bill, every amendment, and every Act follows a traceable constitutional and parliamentary pathway. Once a law is passed and assented to, its integrity is preserved through certification and custody by the legislature. There is no ambiguity about what constitutes the law.”

Speaker Abbas further emphasised that the House would remain vigilant and proactive in defending the integrity of its work, clarifying that the only authentic and authoritative versions of the four tax Acts are those certified and released by the National Assembly.

Members of the public, institutions, professionals, and stakeholders are therefore advised to disregard and discountenance any other documents or versions in circulation that are not certified by the National Assembly, as such materials do not form part of the official legislative record.

Consequently, the Clerk to the National Assembly has concluded the process of aligning the Acts - duly passed, assented to, and certified - with the Federal Government Printing Press to ensure accuracy, conformity, and uniformity. Hard copies of the certified tax Acts have also been produced and are being circulated to all Honourable Members and Distinguished Senators, and made available to the public, to ensure institutional clarity, uniform reference, and legislative certainty.

The House affirms that the work of the Ad-Hoc Committee, chaired by Rt. Hon. Muktar Aliyu Betara, OON, continues, in line with its mandate, to determine the circumstances surrounding the circulation of unauthorised versions of the tax Acts and to recommend measures that will prevent a recurrence and preserve the authenticity and reliability of parliamentary records.

The House of Representatives, under the leadership of Rt. Hon. Abbas Tajudeen, Ph.D., GCON, reaffirms its unwavering commitment to constitutionalism, the rule of law, transparency, and accountable governance. The House will continue to strengthen internal controls, uphold institutional discipline, and protect the integrity of Nigeria’s legislative process in the collective interest of the Nigerian people.

Signed:

Rep. Akintunde Rotimi, mnipr
Spokesman, House of Representatives

Gazetted Tax Acts
https://t.co/jDwYmH1Qq0

[𝐵𝑎𝑏𝑦 𝐾 @misskerrington]

what you do in private, shows in public. reading shows in a conversation. your diet shows in energy. your discipline shows in confidence. your focus shows in your results. you are what you cultivate when no one is watching. prioritize your time & focus on discipline/consistency

[blue @bluewmist]

i have no desire to be rich so i can buy a rolex or a lamborghini.

i want to be rich so i can control my time and go to the gym at 3pm on a monday.

sit at a cafe and relax for an hour on a rainy afternoon.

so i can cook meals at home with fresh ingredients.

spend on my family and friends without worrying about a budget.

that's my idea of a rich life, not the fake consumerist idea shoved down my throat.

[𝕯𝖆𝛎𝖎𝐝🧘🏾‍♂️ @DavidPattt]

This is the best video I���ve seen that best explains the new Tax law