TheRealMaxHoward

I am here to share my wisdom.

[TheRealMaxHoward @RealMaxHoward]

Nothing sends serotonin coursing through your body than hitting a crispy snipe😫🥵🥶#crispy #fortnite #trickshot #FaZe5

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@justinbieber Any time Biebes😏

[TheRealMaxHoward @RealMaxHoward]

Public service announcement: people who use the axe in Minecraft PvP is a different kinda beast 🥵🥵🥺🥺😎😎😍😍😈🦾🦾🦾#Different #pvp #timetochop

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@elonmusk No it’s a simulation silly

[TheRealMaxHoward @RealMaxHoward]

@elonmusk we believe it will be a worthy investment to invest in Jurassic Park 🦖🦕🦖#MakeItHappen #RoarWithPride

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There should be a special dungeon for people who pronounce COVID 19 “coh-vid 19”
😤😤#getitright #pronunciationiskey

[TheRealMaxHoward @RealMaxHoward]

Did u know when u turn 20 the chances of having a teen pregnancy is reduced by over 70% 🤯🤯🤯😱😱😵😵 #everydaysaschoolday #learnspanish

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@tommyinnit First time?

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Feeling sick cause I ate too many french pastries.

[TheRealMaxHoward @RealMaxHoward]

If life is a simulation, it sucks.

[TheRealMaxHoward @RealMaxHoward]

some of you weren't forced to eat crusts as a child, and it shows.