Alan Barlow

These Views are mine, nae fooker elses. Just a washed up Actor & Comedian. Who talks a load of shite and will offend anyone and everyone.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@georgedmadgwick People should remember this when they need an ambulance and have to wait ages for one to turn up.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@sotontimes The entire government and @UKLabour should be tried for treason.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@TomK_Brit1993 My morning turd is more intelligent

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@MasterMaliq Try telling that to the victims of Rape & Abuse and families of Murder victims at the hands of the Islam faith.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@zarahussain999 @Baldy_Barker Nothing heartbreaking about it. They knew the risks they were taking when trying to invade the country. I have no sympathy for fools. I smoke, I know the risks, I dont expect sympathy when I get Cancer.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@joncolman @newsandstar Ajiboye left egg on my face when I whined about no strikers. Looked a proper footballing side. I just hope we can maintain it.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

Thank you @RebeccaHanssen for your time to have these pictures done at Glasgow Epic Con and the Autograph. Much appreciated.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@ashlazy1991 Poor pre season prep by the manager and coaching staff. And whoever was in charge of arranging the friendly fixtures needs firing aswell.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@PlayStationUK This game keep crashing my PS5 Pro upon starting the game up. Then its having to repair the database. Its eventually gonna brick my PS5. Anyone else having this problem?

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@joncolman The words football & Philosophy rarely go well together. Especially when a manager is too stubborn to admit his "Philosophy" ain't working.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@joncolman @newsandstar When we load our club with Below average national League players, manager and Backroom staff. We get a below average National League Club. The board ant linger like they did with MW 1.0

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@ashleigh_schaub Absolutely they would.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@andrewc44104127 Its identity

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@Yoshee_Vtuber Because they have a cocktail and balls maybe? Straight men dont wanna suck cock.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@TG_desk69 They shouldn't, Illegal immigrants are not migrants they are invaders and shoukd be immediately sent back.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@andyburnham @UKLabour if you have cut VAT on Leckie bills can you explain WHY my leckie has gone up AGAIN.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@UKLabour Now let me think 🤔 The @UKLabour gets British people arrested for flying the british flag, sticking up for their country. And covering their face. Other races can fly their flag, go by their own countries laws, and cover their faces on british soil. Doesn't take a genius

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@bbccumbriasport @BBCSounds Personal abuse is out of order. However, coming to Carlisle comes more pressure than at Gateshead. He is struggling with the pressure. Great football means nothing without winning.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@steve39453 @bbccumbriasport @BBCSounds I dont care how we play, its results that matter. Pretty football is a bonus for me. Its no good playing pretty attractive football if we ain't winning games with it.

[Alan Barlow @RealMrGrumps]

@andyburnham The tax increases bestowed upon the normal working public by your party can pay for the welcome packs, clothes, food and housing for your illegal immigrants. What a cheek to ask for more from the british public that is at breaking point.