Jar Jar Binks

[Jar Jar Binks @RealNabooGen]

@Selmeister_ @RandyScottESPN @BosniaNTBall Y'all wouldn't exist without us, so respectfully, shut up

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

Stay away like Bosnia from the Round of 16?

[Randy Scott @RandyScottESPN]

I guess you can lose 2-nil against a team playing a man down and still have an opinion on a tournament that’s moved on without you

Crazy stuff!!!

[Griffin McVeigh @Griffin_McVeigh]

“Forever be tainted”

[T_p_tio 🎈 @Txp_RBI_Xctuxl]

Crazy how your guy was able to finish the match with an almost broken leg.

[Rob Collins @RobCollinsTV]

“Under FIFA‘s own protocols, the play should not have been flagged to Brazilian referee Raphael Claus by the video assistant, who ask Claus to review the play on the monitor following a slow-motion replay of the incident. Balogun was not even cautioned by Claus on the field.”

[Nate Scott @aNateScott]

gotta say, balogun being an absolute gentleman to the refs and such a class act really opened the door for whatever white-collar crime that took place after.

if ocean’s eleven taught me anything it is that if you’re chill and handsome, crime is totally cool.

[Stars n Stripes FC 🇺🇸 @starsnstripesfc]

Belgium will feel cheated for losing fair and square but we shouldn’t feel cheated losing our top goal scorer to an incorrect use of VAR?

[Joel Webbon @JoelWebbon]

Deport Sneako. He’s not an American.

[The Daily Sneed™ @Tr00peRR]

Eternal reminder

[Matthew @OswaldsTopGuy]

Muslims boast about conquering the world and then cry when people fight back

[Ekkie Tepsupornchai (PSA Defender) @ekkiet]

I’ve never seen an athlete under so much scrutiny, but who consistently responds with such wisdom, class, and professionalism.

[David Crockett @davidcrockett08]

It’s not the most famous Inaugural but I’ve always had a soft spot for Bill Clinton’s 1993 line, “There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured by what is right with America.”

It’s an appropriate thing to take heart to as we look back on 250 years, and work ahead.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

*My entire family enjoying the fireworks*

Our dog’s subplot:

[Kevin Van Valkenburg @KVanValkenburg]

Watching our mates in England come *unglued* about having to play a game at Azteca when the USMNT has been walking into that lion’s den forever has been very funny.

[swamp hag ✨☕️🌸🍓🍰 @potatoslav]

fundamental misunderstanding. the issue is not the temperature. the issue is that Americans don’t like to be told what to do.

[Stuffy @okStuffy]

“Account based in Canada” don’t forget we own you 😹😹😹

[Wilson F. Ball🇺🇸🇦🇷 @WillyFoosball]

Bring it on Waffle Boy. #WhyNotUS

[Natalie Fertig @natsfert]

I need a think piece about how Balogun's red card will actually be the spark that ignites America into being a soccer nation.

Like what do you mean Dunkin Donuts posted #FreeBalogun content this morning?

[Frank Luntz @FrankLuntz]

Free Flo! ⚽️