Christian Nethercott

Appropriater of douchebag political culture the world over. Jack Black once asked for seconds of my tortilla soup at a dinner party.
Also... Goulet.

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

I realize that #ArtificialIntelligence is going to kill us all, but if it makes a deepfake of @AdamSandler replacing Eli Roth as the Bear Jew, that might be worth the death.

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

@canammissing I was on the other side of the pond, watching two guys jerk each other off & spit in each other's mouths...
I had to yell at Kid Rock,"HEY! STOP BEING SUCH A FAGGOT! I'M TRYING TO WATCH THESE GUYS SPIT IN EACH OTHER'S MOUTHS WHILE THEY JERK EACH OTHER OFF!"
Then I came. #gay

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Think about the time, effort & resources that have gone to @realDonaldTrump & all of his bullshit. We could've solved poverty in America. At least for a couple of years. Seriously, fuck this guy. And @RepMTG. You racist, xenophobic pieces of shit. #TrumpArraignment #TrumpArrest

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Despite my rhetoric, I hope things get better. Coincidence is a very curious aspect of the human experience. I was literally just thinking about this speech... America's best crying out from the grave as an ironic answer to America's worst.
#MLKLegacy #MLK
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[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Orange goblin @realDonaldTrump is going to fly back to his tax shelter to call for a civil war. Then he will return to the only thing he's ever been good at...

Cheating at golf, & sexually assaulting cart girls.
#TrumpArraignment #MeToo #politics #news

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

I'm praying that @realDonaldTrump's mugshot really shows how fucking disgusting he really looks. That spackle he grinds into his saggy skin looks super thick & gross when you're next to him. And he smells like burning vegetable oil.

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Instead of celebrating the #trumpindictment, we should be working to bridge the partisan divide so that it doesn't happen again. #Trump isn't the first corrupt criminal to sit behind the resolute Desk. He's the first to be charged for it. #USA #politics #GOP #Crime #DonaldTrump

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

A kid asked me why I had two copies of the same newspaper, so I explained the historical context of today's @nytimes. He said he wished he had one, so we walked over to the end of the diner, & I bought him the last one. I came back to find both of mine stolen. #TrumpIndictment

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Cheers Fuckface! Maybe you & Little Lord Tuckfuck, aka @TuckerCarlson can gaslight some more people tonight without devolving into a debate that basically represents the one you privately have over who blows your daddy better. #Trump #news #maga #LittleLordTuckFuck

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

The smart money says if Putin is sick or is going to die, he'll go nuclear in an international version of a 15 year old psychopath saying,"If I can't have it, nobody can", & launching nuclear weapons right before he dies. #PutinWarCriminal #Ukraine #UkraineWar #UkraineRussiaWar

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Goulet.

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

I should be the president of this group. I pioneered it at age 12. #keepthegrey
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[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

For the record, I don't know #AdnanSyed is innocent. All I'm certain of is that the presumption of it was absent when he was convicted, & that his lawyer definitely fucked him & the local Muslim community out of money. But Jay knows what really happened. #adnanisfree

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

ADNAN'S OUT! GOOD LUCK! IT'S ABOUT TIME. TWO DECADES CAN'T BE MADE UP FOR. #adnanisfree #AdnanSyed

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Little Lord Tuck Fuck has given up on dog whistling & probably just signaled what will probably be seen as @FoxNews' decision to stop masking both @TuckerCarlson & @GOP's#racism at all. #MarthasVineyard #news #Immigration #BLM #LittleLordTuckFuck
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[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

The special effects look like Avatar. I expected to see her fall off that cliff, only to be caught by one of the dragons they have ponytail sex with on Pandora. #Avengers #SheHulk #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw #MarvelSDCC

[She-Hulk @SheHulkOfficial]

Let’s do this. 💚💪

Watch the brand new trailer for #SheHulk: Attorney at Law, an Original series, streaming August 17 on @DisneyPlus.

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

Jesus..... Christ.....
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[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

In the 20th century there were 25 presidential elections. None of them resulted in an Electoral College winner who lost the popular vote. However, in the five presidential elections of the 21st century, two ended up with the winner of the popular vote losing the Electoral College

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

One of my biggest political concerns is that Alexandria Ocasio Cortez turns into Nancy Pelosi. That she could be hammered into the mold. And that America may burn itself to the ground. #AOC #January6thCommitteeHearings

[Christian Nethercott @RealNethercott]

I wonder if the #January6thCommitteeHearings are being broadcast in primetime because of a certain steak covered in ketchup idiot to get him to freak out & make more mistakes. Or threats. Or insane speeches.#