Saw my new doctor today, and he asked how I found him, “I saw you went to Brown, and I needed an Ivy leaguer studying me” guy almost SHIDD’d his pants 🥴
Never activated my credit card last year when I got a new one, so didn’t think I was going to have to pay the annual fee, but LOOKS LIKE THEY STILL CHARGED ME IT 🥴🔫
Speedo on the bike doesn’t work, so when my sunglasses are pressed on my face and my water bottle exits my hoodie pocket I’m pretty sure it’s like 40 mph 🥴