Dancan Oiseni

MCS /()||Tackles mathematical/ Coding problems.|| Critics on Real time issues .||I am mad , I share my Madness to the world.|| C#||Dreams & Share|

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Btw guys , I do Mathematical and other online classes [ I am a Tutor ]. HCCS guys DM me for quality service 💯.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

How is it ?

[Jc @Jcanez_]

@I_Am_The_ICT I’m getting closer and closer everyday Michael just wait, 2023 bout to be crazy

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

@Jcanez_ @I_Am_The_ICT How is it ?

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Eish we hujituma viproper. Ijipe 💯

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

Someone kindly promote my Agribusiness. They're ready for the first harvest. Niko Nkubu area.

[Nkirote Murungi. @BellahPoetry]

Someone kindly promote my Agribusiness. They're ready for the first harvest. Niko Nkubu area.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Back then nikiwa a small mtoi , I could see my uncles wakitolea these stuffs through kuchunwa na kuumwa , na some traditional medicine men, were they real ama zilikuwa ni mbwembwe za kitambo?

[Elias kabere 🇰🇪 @kijanaGachagua]

Without surgery, without even a single incision,
the doctor sir removed the kidney stones from the stomach..!!

The country just needs talent like this 😂

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

😂😂😂

[4KAS @Iam_4kas]

The things that happen when your mom already told you to stop playing in the house.😭😂

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

@BornfaceBandaa @grok, is this real?

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Used to have a friend, mwenye my first encounter to know such things exist nilionanga kwake zikikimbizana kwa mat . I have never been so traumatised like that before🚮

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

@HolaSteve4 @grok , is this true ?

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

This old man really made up our childhood

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Legendary Nollywood actor Olu Jacobs has died at the age of 84.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Sifuna proves me wrong

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Women will never understand why men will go extra mile to repay kindness that was shown to them many years before.

Men value people who showed up for them when they were at their lowest.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Do such adverts still exist?

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Very powerful question

[Yuvyan Malhan @Yuvyan_Malhan]

I always wonder how all those miracles claimed by religious books suddenly stopped happening right after cameras were invented.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

There is always a better bitch out here.

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Dear men, women are so many outchea it’s embarrassing for two men to be fighting over a woman at this time of the hour and day. Abundance mentality is key for men!

[Mbiti Mwondi Maino,MD @mbiti_mwondi]

Dear men, women are so many outchea it’s embarrassing for two men to be fighting over a woman at this time of the hour and day. Abundance mentality is key for men!

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

I would genuinely love to see Matiang'i 's leadership as our President. But him getting the top seat is super difficult.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Fucking a dirty person is so so HARAM !!!!

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

Nothing is so belittling on your self esteem worse than denying your own tribe that you come from.

[Dancan Oiseni @RealOiseni]

My honest take abt Morara Kebaso's current chaos