PatchThomas

Small streamer, big whiskey drinker.

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@YinkMyDinks @LSF_Forwarder Mango got shitfaced and was humping objects inches away from multiple women (I haven't watched the full vod but I dont believe he did it near any men for what that's worth), including: QT, Cinna, ExtraEmily, and Maya. I love mango, but this is cringe, harassment, and not ok.

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@smosh we need a DnD themed reddit stories episode. Reddit user u/toomany-tomatoes has a fascinating story to tell.

Thank you for your time 👍

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

Hey @MarvelRivals I have 2 ideas to make squirrel girl ult do something- 1) add a mark to her attacks (5 sec right click 2 sec left or smthn) and the ult chases marked targets 2) control switches to the stampede and your body becomes invincible while you're ulting.

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Cypher is out. @visecs the god. Whyd he have to go so damn hard

[AKIRA WORLD @Akiraworld_]

✨️ MELEE DAD HAT GIVEAWAY ✨️
In appreciation of our melee collection's were giving away 3 denim dad hats!

To be entered Retweet & Like to be automatically entered mention a friend for a extra entry!
✨️ Winners announced 09/27 ✨️

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@biopsybimbo I have long hair (grown out a ton since I took this pfp it's down to my chest) and all I want in life is to be a good boy 🥺

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@zNickYingling I know this is Twitter and I'm nobody but I'm a champ player (or was, I don't play enough games to get there anymore) that basically only plays stoned/drunk now and I'd be down to clown. Beats solo queuing.

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@Melee20xx_ @John_Adkison

[AKIRA WORLD @Akiraworld_]

✨️DRAGONITE HAT GIVEAWAY✨️
With the return of MELEE 20XX were giving away 2 of our new dragonite dad hats!

To be entered Retweet & Like this post to be automatically entered mention a friend of a extra entry!
✨️Winners announced 07/07 ✨️

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@JohnXuandou On the flip side, I once in an unranked game of dota had someone actively griefing (Not throwing but not contributing in any way). I got into it with him and he said 'I don't care about winning I just like hitting creeps', and told me to fuck off to ranked if I wanna try to win.

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@LBE_Savant My brother but he has 0 desire to enter an ult tourney with me cause even though we're a cracked team he finds the game boring compared to melee and it just doesn't scratch the itch for him.

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@JKJplays @John_Adkison why not give it a shot

[JKJ (Phob 2.0.5 Comms OPEN!) @JKJplays]

🚨FREE CUSTOM PHOB GIVEAWAY🚨

THE PRIZE:
-Factory New Black Ult Controller Phob 2.0.5
-$150 Mod Budget (Prices/Mods in bio, your choice!)

TO ENTER:
-Follow me✅
-Repost this🔁
-Reply & tag 1 friend☝️

Winner will be contacted via DM on 6/1 🥳
U.S. Residents Only - Good Luck🤞

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@jacksfilms PLEASE DUDE IM BEGGING YOU

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

THE WHAT????

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

Yo. @RocketLeague and @EpicGames Ive tweeted about this like a year ago, here I am again. Please for the love of god add SOME form of moderation to your game aside from other players reporting. This shit is inexcusable. CHILDREN play this game dude.

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

PSA: It's still March. Not June. You bugs are a lil too early please stop harassing me

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

Just finished Quiet on the Set and maaannnnn this one hits just a little different now
https://t.co/XCFkrGUu9d

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

Just saw the @aidencalvin tweet. I'm 29 today. Birthdays are fuckin weird. The last few have made me feel unaccomplished and alone, and it's really easy to listen to the anxiety and agree. But I guess all I can do is move forward and turn plans into action. Time to grind 👍

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

@RocketLeague I genuinely do not understand why competitive dropshot and snow day can't both be in the game, but competitive rumble still exists, the only thing in this game that has actual real RNG (aside from demo spawn) Snow day is the reason I play this game. Garbage decision making.

[PatchThomas @RealPatchThomas]

It's currently 38 Fahrenheit in my area and people are bundled up like it's -10. Gotta love Texans lmao