Alastair Campbell,
One thousand fifty-three likes. The Iraq War got more. But only just.
You speak of lies. You, who wrote the dodgy dossier. You, who spun the 45-minute claim. You, who helped send British soldiers to die for weapons that did not exist. You, who briefed against David Kelly until he was found dead in the woods. You, who "didn't do God" while doing everything else.
You call Farage a liar. The man who led the party that got four million votes. While you were expelled from the Labour Party for voting Lib Dem. While you podcast from your kitchen, still trying to be relevant, still spinning for a party that doesn't want you.
"Only speaks to sheep in fields." You spoke to a nation. You told them Saddam could hit them in 45 minutes. You told them the dossier was sound. You told them Kelly was a fantasist. The sheep believed you. The soldiers died. The weapons never appeared.
You have no moral standing. You have no party. You have no credibility. You have a podcast and a Twitter account and a lifetime of lies that follow you like a shadow.
Keep tweeting, Alastair. Keep reminding Britain why they despise you. Keep showing the young what spin looks like when it ages badly.
Your seat at the table is gone. Your legacy is Iraq. And history is not as forgiving as your therapist.
Dear @JDVance could you please confirm for us British patriots on whether @DavidLammy rang you yesterday about you being wrong on immigration into Europe.
The reason for asking is because Lammy has proved to be a liar in the past.
Thank you.
Regards the true Brits.