Pope Francis

The inner thoughts of Pope Francis

[Pope Francis @RealPope_Quotes]

@aigkenham at what age was the tip of your penis cut off? And did it have any long lasting effects? #kenham

[PreRecorded Live! @PreRecLive]

#WonderWoman : Ambassador to girls and women everywhere!
PRL 50: Baby Grootie Cuties #PodernFamily
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Working on a song with @themarsvolta . The only thing we got so far is "like a downed power line in a baby carriage"

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"I'm not a journalist, I'm a talk show host!"
Yea no shit #HannityforDoucheHallofFame
https://t.co/SGBqJDGwQp https://t.co/UIXLsxXwnG

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@seanhannity "I'm not a journalist- I'm a talk show host"
https://t.co/SGBqJDGwQp

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Pfft! Whatsa matter @cavs ? Couldn't beat the @chicagobulls by 30? #CavsOpener #believeland

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Statistically, everyone's got "one of them fuckin faces ya just wanna punch."
#realstatistics

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Gonna be busy all Sunday so i wanna see zero point zero #WalkingDead spoilers from you fuckers.

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Nowhere in the #anarchistcookbook does it say you can put hamburger in #tunahelper @PreRecLive

[PreRecorded Live! @PreRecLive]

Zachary the deer was just trying to help. #FixItJoe
PRL 49: Harley and Me #PodernFamily
https://t.co/VmMpf4slJv

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@ScottBaio moronically suggests that you should listen to his advice- not about finding steady work... but on voting for our #POTUS

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*stares at keyboard*
Duh. Press shift for question mark
*stares more*
What else do I hate about this fuckn thing?
#PodernFamily @PreRecLive

[The Mindy Project @TheMindyProject]

You never have this problem with chocolate. 🍫 #MindyOnHulu

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#CaptainPlanetVillianIdeas
Greta Garbàge
@PreRecLive ?

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@PreRecLive saves another soul #PodernFamily #podcast

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Good thing @realDonaldTrump is being razzed by every media outlet he already had negating feelings about, right?

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Yknow I've heard #evangelicals say they forgive @realDonaldTrump but I've never heard him say he asked #Jesus for forgiveness.

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

"So grabbed her right in the p***y. Could you pass the salt?" https://t.co/g5DvL1mk9X

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@Heartless_Erik @Hangar13Games gets me ready to kill some greazy wops