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There’s a lot of stupid to go around so wait your turn

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@iFunnyChef What’s happening in dc

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You ever meet someone who makes you so happy and all you hope is that you bring them the same joy?

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Thought I had COVID-19 cause I couldn’t taste anything...turns out I was just eating at Burger King

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F to our brother in Science

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Grant Imahara, host of 'MythBusters' and 'White Rabbit Project,' dies at 49 https://t.co/j7yhlOekrJ

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@MrBeastYT I’d race in GT...always wanted to

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@pulte Answer my knock knock joke Bill

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@pulte I’d finish the joke I’ve been trying to tell you

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@pulte Onlyfans!

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@pulte Wondering how someone can be as humble as you not gonna lie

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@pulte Happy birthday Bill

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I’m purchasing some well needed car mods if I win...the car economy needs some help right now

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@pulte Hey

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@IfunnyXpac Hell thats the type of answers I give in my papers

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Anyone else be walking then think about it for no reason then all of a sudden you can’t walk normally

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@iFunnyChef @Elon_iF @iFunny No one tell him

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@iFunnyChef @Elon_iF @iFunny While you are there my verification check disappeared why?

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Just realized the difference between being an asshole and being funny is if you are friends with the person

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In order to stay safe from COVID-19 I downloaded Nord VPN on a USB and shoved it up my ass

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Online School is Great

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