WOW! MATH IS SIMPLE! 1 loser + 1 loser = 2 LOSERS! MERGING WILL NOT SAVE YOU FROM THE MSIGA MACHINE!
Conveniently, Janky Jimmy dumps his CORRUPT deputy in a desperate plot to win hours before he gets summoned to court - SUCH A FARCE!
SAVE OUR CAPITAL!
ANNOUNCEMENT:
I am running to be MAYOR OF HONIARA! To fight crime, BUILD OUR GREAT POLICE FORCE and MAKE A GREAT LOCAL ECONOMY!
The other candidates are HORRENDOUS and WOKE! Not good for our city, FIRE UP THE MSIGA MACHINE!
HERE WE GO!
FUEL HAS BEEN ADDED TO THE MSIGA MACHINE!
The SWAMP has grown far too big. Want to win, 'mayoral' candidates? EMBRACE MSIGA!
And, Big but Small Jim, DROP YOUR DEPUTY! He is on the MSIGA Terror Watchlist - otherwise MSIGA will make you sure you NEVER WIN ANYTHING AGAIN!
Just got off the phone with the great new Labour Leader Margaret - WOW! Like a young Chris Wentworth, frankly.
Tough on crime, loves Natives, loves MSIGA - she has my total and complete endorsement. SHE WILL LEAD US TO GREATNESS! But not her hairs or body.
THANK YOU!
BREAKING:
Prime Minister ZCInvestor has been accused of prompting "rape culture" by women leaders.
Screenshots surfaced of the PM replying to a picture featuring Jeffery Epstein and two young girls with "Is the daughter currently looking for a spouse?"
Frankly, the Honiara City Council is a BIG FAT BUREAUCRATIC FARCE!
Wasted tax dollars going to councillors that do nothing. WHEN YOU ELECT ME, CONSIDER IT GONE!
POLL:
In our latest approval polls, Prime Minister ZCInvestor maintains a high rating of +18, with 56% of the country approving of his job performance.
Labour leader RonBreyer is not far behind with a rating of +11 marking a significant increase compared to his predecessor.
The late great Jackie Westbrook was pursued by the Crime Minister on treason after joking about overthrowing the Governor (perhaps one of the greatest injustices we've ever seen)
The Foreign Minister 'jokes' about war on Mongolia - WELL WE CAN'T CONVICT HIM BUT FIRING WILL DO!
This Foreign Minister is not crazy, he's CRAZY!
Tried to sell our defence offshore and get us into war knowing we've had no adequate military resources for months - MADNESS! B&E is totally wrong - BUT THANK FUL THEY DONE IT! SCANDAL!
BREAKING:
More leaks have come to light in what is now being called "The Red House Tapes Scandal" revealing the Minister of Foreign Affairs planned to try and assassinate world leaders.
The Labour opposition has called for the immediate resignation of the minister.
GREAT VICTORY TONIGHT!
TLDR: Stopped Indians from taking over our military bases and changing rooms + wasting tax dollars on libraries!
GOVERNMENT DIDN'T ATTEND - 100% from Labour benches #MSIGA
BREAKING: KristinaBachmann and DrakeRJohnson have been elected as Mayor and Deputy Mayor of Honiara.
In a closely fought contest, a single vote separated the winning candidates, with this being the first mayoral election since March 2021.
ENDORSEMENT:
HONIARA MAYORAL ELECTIONS ARE A GO! The government need a proven MSIGA-candidate to work with;
I give my complete and total endorsement to Kristina and Drake, two great patriots who will build a robust local economy and eradicate crime!
VOTE FOR THEM!
CARNAGE! Listen MSIGA, you have to turn out in droves to oppose this Commonwealth referendum!
This is an attempt by the globalist elite to OBLITERATE our culture and national identity! NOT NOW, NOT EVER!
Your MSIGAIC is fighting hard, DO YOUR PART! VOTE NO!
HONIARA: The Prime Minister has held a rally at the airport, celebrating the achievements of his time in office and thanking supporters.
π¬ "We are the single greatest political movement to grace our nation's politics, and no-one can recreate or duplicate the loyalty we have."