Parker

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

The lesbians are returning to Eastcut, nature is healing

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

Who up steaming they milk.... fuxked up in the crib aerating my shit rn

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

Egging someone's house is so much more expensive these days. Shit probably hurts HELLA

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

What am I supposed to do when I poop now yall :(

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

@JoshTheMajestic Poor itemization is tough to recover from :/

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

@globidywob Yes

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

Realized God is the one who invented periods....no longer will i attend church functions (really wrestled with this one)

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

@globidywob This joker lives on silly guy island, get em boys

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

Got any bats in the cave?!? Cause we HATE boogies around here 😤😫

[shart @globidywob]

she would sit on my lap and look pretty while i spoon feed her cheese flavoured fish food pellets and shed be happy for the rest of her life

[shart @globidywob]

you guys won't believe me bc you a bunch of haters but i DO look pretty in pink

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

You have heard of boygenius, now get ready for girlcum

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

@globidywob

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

@globidywob Thats a crazy fucking line

[shart @globidywob]

seven words with one purpose

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

EVERYBODY SHUT THE HECK UP WRAPPED DROPPED

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

I miss bakugan 😞

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

@globidywob She busy tn 😞

[Parker @RealSheepMF]

Yup it's official, cigarettes are the best post workout supplement