The White Kelly Slater

2020 DHFC Player of the Year

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Quite possibly the worst moment of my teenage years

[Miami HEAT @MiamiHEAT]

April 29, 2016 - 10 years ago today, purple shirt guy talked…@DwyaneWade responded ⚡️😎

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@JohnniesTape I mean we walked into your trap and took over your trap. The go friars was deafening

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I wonder how much the Irish would drink if they had Miller Lite

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@ACCFootball @DukeFOOTBALL @DukeATHLETICS This is embarrassing. Duke will win this game and they will go to the Gator Bowl and they will like it

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@wakeupbarstool @CoachDrinkwitz Take a look in the fucking mirror Coach Doruswitz @CoachDrinkwitz

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I will not faint at Forest Hills tonight. I will not faint at Forest Hills tonight. I will not faint at Forest Hills tonight. I will not

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@EricPMusselman @uscfb @USC_Hoops @USC_Athletics I would absolutely love to meet you in the A gap coach

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I love Chas Nimrod #missyou

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Week 1 of The Will Clapp Season

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@newyorkcityfc Fantastic club hideous view

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Asked my date who her childhood idol was and she said David Garrard #DUUUVAL

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Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

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@hornets @NovantHealth Negative aura unfortunately. I’m available for a redesign

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@FearedBuck What having a child with P.J. Washington will do to you

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Ya bird has a row for Jason Pierre-Paul on her CFB tier list

[Savanah Tujague @savanah2j]

my opinion on every FBS team

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I can’t believe the Browns got Njoku and Harold Fannin Jr. next season. #wow

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I speak for my fellow Rams when I saw we will not take this likely. Give us our wins back!

[Joe Henry @joehenry_4]

Details on the Fordham NCAA recruitment violations:
- 8 recruits offered “impermissible benefits” between 2021 and 2023
- Violated publicity-before-signing rules with 24 prospects

Major: “Vacation of team wins and records” over the two seasons where “ineligible players” competed

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@on3 @petenakos I will hold my comments and believe in Joey. Nico left a low bar relative to the talent around him

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Anti-Christ

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I will put it on the record this Nico stuff is starting to scare me. I really believe in the guy