Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst

Parody account

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

How is your writing over summer going. It´s not. I know.

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@acollierastro How can it be scam if it brings joy?

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@_marameo_ @Simon_Hammann What are you doing on my turf?

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@Max_Evolbio Just tell me!!!

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

I just need to know why you don´t use these journals. It eats me up inside not knowing.

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@eden_eye @Simon_Hammann I'm a freelance analyst trying to understand why your wouldn't cite those journals!!

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@m_correa_m I have no other way of finding out why you avoid these journals. I just must know. It eats me up inside

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@Simon_Hammann @JaimeAlmansa Yes! I'm here. Is this not enough? Do you find this account as irrelevant as those journals that you don't cite?

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

Make sure to stick to your writing goals over summer. Tenor wants some data.

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@nphellstrom @Simon_Hammann I'm here now by the way.

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@chiquibritta @Simon_Hammann My passion is bibliometric data analysis. That's what I do. People need to know which journals they avoid inadvertently.

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@sabrina_turker @Simon_Hammann I'm right here!!

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

Life goal: Publish enough papers so your output is analysed by me

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

@Lights_Eyes @Simon_Hammann You called?

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

I know what you published last summer

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

You called me?

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

Some freelance data analyst that is @Dr_Meming @OpenAcademics #AcademicChatter

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

Tweeters, I have identified that a large number of your retweets come from some accounts, but they rarely retweet you. I have one simple question: Do these accounts consider you irrelevant for their field? I do apologise, but I have no other way of finding out.

[Tenor Bobbinski, Freelance Analyst @RealTenorB]

.@Dr_Meming, I am a freelance analyst. My analyses showed that you are the most retweeted academic meme account in 2022. One simple question: Can you confirm this?