Donald Trump's Brain

I am Donald J. Trump's Brain, or at least a portion of it- here to translate what's happening for you... and apologize for the other part of #trumpsbrain

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Me: There are 237 house Republicans and you only needed 215 votes to pass the bill so naturally its...
Other half: ALL THE DEMOCRATS FAULT!!

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Still Me: 😯😓😔😨

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

ME: Don't do it.
Otherhalf: *pulls out cellphone
ME: stop right now
otherhalf: *starts tweeting
ME: god damnit
otherhalf: "FAKE NEWS!!!"

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Omg, Donald is using me a little! So so proud of you! (But also wondering why you cant be half way decent more than 2% of the time)... if only my other half knew that he would be better liked for doing so. 😣 As for that Mitch guy... you sir are a fucking disgrace. 😝🖕

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Hopefully Mitch McConnell will ask for a VOTE on Criminal Justice Reform. It is extremely popular and has strong bipartisan support. It will also help a lot of people, save taxpayer dollars, and keep our communities safe. Go for it Mitch!

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Translation: I am an ego maniac, dellusional and know that the free press is the most dangerous thing to my power, because the truth will reveal my lies and corruption, and the press reveals the truth to the people.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The Trump Administration has accomplished more than any other U.S. Administration in its first two (not even) years of existence, & we are having a great time doing it! All of this despite the Fake News Media, which has gone totally out of its mind-truly the Enemy of the People!

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Dang. Accidentally turned off there for the last year or so! Hopefully I can provide some critical thought / common sense / kindness before the other half takes over again 😅🤔🙃

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

You need to chill out, my dude. Also, it's "Media". You really shouldn't worry about the negativity, focus more on providing positivity. You tend to let the criticisms of others hinder your ability to think rationally. Be kinder. Be positive. Thank you. https://t.co/6tVLrpxelJ

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Wow, more than 90% of Fake News Media coverage of me is negative, with numerous forced retractions of untrue stories. Hence my use of Social Media, the only way to get the truth out. Much of Mainstream Meadia has become a joke! @foxandfriends

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Prediction: Knowing what I know about my other half, if Mueller is able to do his job properly, I believe Trump will no longer be president by next summer shortly before or after Independence day. You're welcome. #yallhearditherefirst #realtrumpsbrain

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

seems like a decent chunk of the white population in Alabama is on the same level as the other half of my brain....

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

slowy llosing my nrml brain cpaciity. So confeused alyways :/

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

@IvankaTrump Ivanka, please tell your father to practice more kindness & love for all the people he represents thank you kindly

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Theres two parts of trumps brain
a left side and a right side.
On the left side theres nothing right
On the right side theres nothing left.

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Anyways, read this and had to repost 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Plus i read about my other half in the news everyday so i no longer really need to leak stuff, he says all the stupid for me

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Obviously, ive been away for a while... mainly because it got too depressing having to deal with myself...

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

accurate... unfortunately... #realtrumpsbrain 😪🙃

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

My favorite sport is anything but golf...

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

I wish I could un-see things my other half has forced me to be witness to... disadvantages of sharing a brain with @POTUS @realDonaldTrump

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

OMG u guys I have 1776 followers could this be a sign?! For those who might not know, like my other half, 1776 was the birth year of the USA

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

Me: There's no "I" in "TEAM"
Him: You don't know that.
Me: It's a fact...
Him: Fake news is what it is.
Me: *imaginary hand slaps face**

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

current status of the other half of Trumps brain #realtrumpsbrain #trumpsbrian #halfabraininatrump I've been busy fighting of the fumes!!

[Donald Trump's Brain @RealTrumpsBrain]

haha. wow. sorry for the delay, like shit has not been looking so good in this cranium of mine recently... uploading images shortly O_O