Real Trump Tower

Just a humble 847 million-dollar construction project trying to make America great again

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Hope everyone had a great 9/11. We will never forget that fateful day when we claimed a more prominent place in the NY skyline

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Our future president just got back from Mexico. He assures us that we still have better taco salads than that entire country

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Well it's a beautiful Monday. We're loving the sunshine here at Trump Tower

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Sometimes in the summer the sun really heats up the roof

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Most people don't know that Mr. Trump actually helped lay the foundation for the tower with his bare hands. He has great, very normal hands

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Hmmm we don't seem to be getting much attention today...does anyone want to climb? Please? We have really sticky windows here at Trump Tower

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@realDonaldTrump Agreed! And for protecting us from those massive auction cups! To

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@RealTrumpTower We're listening, American people, and we've got a plumber named Joel coming to look at it early next week

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We hear this all time, people say, "what are you gonna do about the water pressure in the 8th floor bathroom sinks?"

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@realDonaldTrump You should build more Trump Towers in Florida!

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@seanhannity @NicoleT_E86 @IngrahamAngle This just in: Supreme Court rules we have the best Windows on Earth

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@BRANDONWARDELL Please help my dream of running a garbage twitter parody account come true

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@ABC He should've just scheduled a meeting in our luxurious Trump Exectuive Boardroom!

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Hillary's always talking about a "glass ceiling". i'm glad people are finally talking about our glass #windows #TrumpTowerClimber

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@MyGenuineFind Education is an important part of this country. We need to be educating people where to climb(not buildings)

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@CNN Here at Trump Tower we hate ISIS almost as much as we hate climbers

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@Adolfhibsta Look at those windows

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@AndrewKirell It's only because of our fantastic windows. We have some of the most suctionable windows in the world

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Donald Trump climbed to the top of the business world. We climbed to the top of the New York City skyline #climbing #TrumpTower

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We're great at words here. Window is a word, we've got windows. Ya know we've got great windows here at Trump Tower