John Hawtrey

The best jokes are the ones you have to explain

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@SecWar Now do Netanyahu

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@HDTGM Merry Kissmas!

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@HDTGM Shut up! I missed the live show yesterday because I was killing a sea serpent with some friends and a not starting the show!

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@JPWARHORSE DRAGON LONGSWORD and DRAGON BATTLEAXE are now the most powerful weapons in my D&D campaign. The most powerful to RULE ASS!

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@ISASaxonists Also, the I stand with Ukraine banner looks like the Swedish flag.

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@abadon_x13 You liked my tweet, I’m so 🤩. If you haven’t watched Farscape, I’d recommend it for the makeup alone. The cast is perfect!

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@abadon_x13

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@ISASaxonists Can you ship to Oregon? I’d love to have that hat!

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⁦@harleycameron_⁩ feel the wrath of Lily T Cat!

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@amisylle

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@MoiraDonegan Plus, you can get a new tote! Supported immediately.

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@gtconway3d @karlykingsley We have osprey pulling fish right out of the river!

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@ISASaxonists As I predicted, all of the people who follow Christ’s teaching have been raptured to Heaven. Time to party!

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@WeAreSinclair Cowards. Shameful pusillanimous behavior from boot lickers.

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@InnovaProShop After losing two in the last few weeks (thanks Milo and Horning’s), this lets me restock for future adventures!

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.@hulu I’m cancelling my subscription because of the cowardly way you’re handling the first whiff of government pushback. Get a backbone and I’ll be back. Please include an option for the exit survey for “because ABC would turn in their grandchildren to protect profits”.

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@KaraCalavera @hulu @DisneyPlus Same here. These cowards are going to get everyone killed.

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@coolzonemedia @bastardspod @IwriteOK @prophiphop @why_sophie_why I’m trying to buy tickets, but when I click on the buy tickets button it sends me to a continuous reloading loop.

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@AthenaPalmer_FG Please?! 🥺

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@ISASaxonists I’m about halfway through The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies. I’m starting to think the orcs are the bad guys.