Unidentified Amarillo Object

Newest cryptid on the block. (Probably just Kevin from accounting)

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Been quiet lately, tbh waiting for @bruce4nv to add the greatest song in the world about the sport of cockfighting to the Greatest Playlist in Texas and Hence the World. What’s a crypto gotta do? #DoTheRiversStillRunMuddy

https://t.co/mpm8NWIXeo

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Since “The Light Saw Me,” I’m ready for @BolandStraggler’s ballad about me. #CarlosZaragozasRestlessSpirit #DoTheRiversStillRunMuddy?

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Imposter! I’d never wear a felt hat during straw season.

[Amarillo Sod Poodles @sodpoodles]

you guys, you're not gonna believe this...

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

The guy she tells you she’s dating vs the guy she’s actually dating. @CrashBandicoot

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

@BearCov I may be dangerous, but I’m not dangerously cheesy.

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

@CrashBandicoot What even is a bandicoot? Don’t mess with Texas, bub.

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

@ThatRyanWhite “Amarillo by Midnight” isn’t taken.

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

@wfaa Maybe I’ll swing by @DallasZoo next — want an exclusive @wfaa ?

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

The reason @GeorgeStrait didn’t sing “Amarillo by Midnight”

[Judge Roy Ferguson @JudgeFergusonTX]

@realUAO I can see that.

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Where do I audition to be in a @ChetTripper skit? #Daytripper #TexasLegend

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

I, too, am not a cat.

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

@chron @CityofAmarillo "Person with strange hat" is the best we could do, fellas?

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

AITA for getting caught on camera for the first time in 6 centuries? My girlfriend (612F) is pissed but I (613M) really just wanted some @tacobell and I heard the Mexican Pizza was back. @AITA_online

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Just trying to meet my hero @McConaughey and make it into Deep in the Heart. https://t.co/RW3Uqneqha

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

If they would've asked I would've told them my name is Kevin but OK. #UAO

[NBC4 Washington @nbcwashington]

City of Amarillo officials are trying to figure out what exactly was wandering around the zoo in the middle of the night. For now, the zoo is calling it a UAO – Unidentified Amarillo Object. https://t.co/Ug1Fb8Fy2y

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

@chron Did I miss Morbin time? 🥹👉👈

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Chupacabra could never 💅

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

I'm just trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty. #UnidentifiedAmarilloObject #UAO

[CityofAmarillo @CityofAmarillo]

The Amarillo Zoo captured a strange image outside the zoo in the dark and early morning hours of May 21 (around 1:25 a.m.). Is it a person with a strange hat who likes to walk at night? A chupacabra? Do you have any ideas of what this UAO- Unidentified Amarillo Object could be?

[Unidentified Amarillo Object @realUAO]

Am I the most interesting thing in Amarillo?