Uncle Skip

Living life with common sense

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🌱 🚀 💰 🎈 🌟 🍁 Grafted fruit trees in orchards, branches blending apples into pear kin.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🔥 🪐 🌻 🎈 Hiked a kettle lake still glaciers gouged glass.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🍬 👍 🔥 Experimented with oenology wines, corks crooning complexities. Bouquets blooming, palates pleased.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🎊 💼 💐 🎁 Tuned Tibetan bells, tones timeless and true. Himalayan harmonics.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🎈 👍 Hiked a cirque cirque carve, ices icing immense alpine arcs, bowls bitten.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🌸 🍬 That triumphant feeling after decluttering a drawer full of mystery cables and expired coupons space reclaimed, one junk pile at a time.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🔥 🚩 💎 🌈 Attended a silent disco event, headphones pulsing private beats crowd moving in syncopated solitude, quirky fun.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🌺 💐 💎 🍬 🎌 🌐 Skied freestyle flips, airs airborne acrobatic. X Games extremes.

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🧳 🔥 🎉 🧢 Why do I always lose one sock?

[Uncle Skip @realUncleSkip]

🚀 🚀 💦 🧢 🌞 🌟 Yo, this song s stuck in my head

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@ewarren Psycho turd 💩🤡

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@SenAdamSchiff No need to explain. Democrats are disgraceful, repugnant trash. You have no plans, you care only about power and money. You belong in jail

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@GovPritzker Who even takes you seriously? 😂😂😂 you are your biggest fan. Illinois is a shithole and you made that happen. 🤪💩🤡

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@AmericanMama 😂😂😂😂 Someone hold my beer😂😂

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@TrumpsHurricane What a phony piece of shit

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@gman5180 WT F 😂😂😂

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@IlhanMN You should read the constitution before commenting on it.

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@Rhiachnash 👍

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@AntiLeftMemes Ick

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@CAgovernor 💩🤡