VEKTOR 🇺🇸🇰🇪

Seeing tomorrow before everyone else.

[VEKTOR 🇺🇸🇰🇪 @RealVektor]

Let's make Sifuna president for our own good

[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Block list ndio hit list na sitawafunza kila kitu, uzuri lazima tushare

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Women are something else. This babe let me smash but refused to kiss me just because I'm not her boyfriend

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

You've been trying to have a kid for 3 years then out of nowhere your woman pops out with a huge stomach claiming you finally did it...

[Money Quotes @MoneyQuotesX]

Use your salary to find your business until your business can fund your freedom.

[ONJOLO KENYA🇰🇪 @onjolo_kenya]

UPDATE: ODM Party Leader Dr. Oburu Odinga convened a regular meeting of the party’s Central Committee at Paawa Centre.

[L3wi.s @Mnauwoo]

#SisiNdioSifuna

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

Those kids are doing hard drugs like crazy

[SokoAnalyst @SokoAnalyst]

Murima leaders behave like Weta and Musalia. Bure Kabisa.

[Alinur Mohamed @AlinurMohamed_]

MP Caleb Amisi: Linda Mwananchi was my baby. I cannot abandon it, and it will become part of a coalition. However, there cannot be a political party called Linda Mwananchi because you can't register a new party in less than a year.

[VEKTOR 🇺🇸🇰🇪 @RealVektor]

@Awe_____Sam @Adrian_realestt 😹😹😹

[ADRIAN @Adrian_realestt]

Before you decide having kids make sure you have atleast a two bedroom house. My mom had me in a bedsitter, only curtains separated the bedroom from the living room, and the biggest lie parents tell themselves is that "he's just a kid, he won't understand"...

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

78% of people wouldn't give up their spouse for a night for a $1,000,000

[NTV Kenya @ntvkenya]

EACC seeks to recover Sh220m Chan tender cash from Mwendwa and others

https://t.co/Lar6xEb950

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Mo Salah to Trabzonspor, here we go! Club confirms agreement in place for the Egyptian striker.

Salah joins on two year deal as free agent after leaving Liverpool.

[kijana ya KMTC™🇰🇪 @KijanayaKmtc]

Me adding "na umebatizwa kweli?" to a dying talking stage 🙄😂

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

DCI Seizes Massive Gold Consignment at JKIA as Somali Nationals Arrested in Multi-Billion Smuggling Ring Shielded by Top Gov't Officials — https://t.co/3FtpnVwSi4

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

CANAL+ has secured exclusive rights to broadcast the UEFA Champions League, Europa League and Conference League across Sub-Saharan Africa until 2031.

For fans in Kenya, SuperSport will continue airing the competitions as the exclusive broadcaster.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

Meru is the most misogynistic society in Kenya.

[Shad @Shad_khalif]

Imagine giving Okiya Omtatah the Attorney General role. He will fix current unconstitutionalities within 6-months I swear.

[Kimuzi @Kimuzi_]

Mbiti ashaamka? Kama Mbiti ashaamka Na unalala, then you are not only a loser but a failure who can't be redeemed.