Your father promises you a car for your 18th birthday. Your 18th birthday comes. Your father gives the promised car to your sister instead. Tells you happy birthday and walks off.
Hi gamers.
Do you remember enjoying playing as Kratos as he ripped his enemies to shreds and banged the hot goddess?
Well guess what, GAMERS! Now you get to play as Kratos' middle-aged wife as she waddles around with a rainbow cube! Aren't you happy gamers?! Doesn't that make you excited gamers?!
I am legit crashing out because they ruined my favorite franchise.
I legit want to cry.
I don't want a game about his wife
I don't want a game about his twink son
I WANT FREAKING KRATOS
I WANT THE GOD OF WAR
FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFF STOP RUINING OUR GAMESSSS YOU RETARDED FREAKS
I DONT CARE IF SHE WAS A FREAKING MODEL I DONT WANT HER
nascar fans cry for more personality and character then immediately cry and shit themselves when the driver with more personality and character actually comes around