Washed Gamer

full time influencer, part time dad with an even more part time podcast.

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

My 100,000th tweet has to be special so here we go:

It’s all bullshit. It’s all for fun. Twitter is pure entertainment for me & sometimes the truth isn’t as fun as the lie. I would’ve stopped using this app a long time ago if I didn’t fundamentally enjoy it as much as I do.

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@ProfessorSoop “Without turning it into retail” & half the ideas are in retail lol

[Tim Oldland @Timoldland]

This may well be the best finish line crossing ever in the history of motorsport.

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@MiamiHEAT

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@vikku60879 All I can say is there’s good anime’s on this list

[🎃scare-ahmotional👻 @sarahmotional]

If franz ferdinand didn’t want to be assassinated he shouldn’t have made a song called “take me out”

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@OzzJayy Street walkers

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@Texan_Charthoid It’s not just cosplayers, it’s all over and has been for over a year. I hate it. Maybe seen a decent one once or twice.
It makes the eyes look tired or fake or like they got stung by a bee even. I genuinely don’t see the appeal

[Sideline Sync 🏟️ @sidelinesync]

Charlie Woods made his first hole-in-one and Tiger lost it 🥹

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

Did it much faster, but also in an area I know fairly well (humans) & I’m a grinder. Got to 14 significantly ahead of pace (while in a party of 2) with skyborne (about 6 hours)
It’s fun, but I am looking forward to the post 25 leveling. I fully expect 80-100 hours as a “fast but not rushed” pace

[basicwhite @offbasicwhite]

Me too z dawg me too 😔

[Jonzzy @jonzzy]

can i get a welcome to the jungle?y

[Abz 1644 @Abz_Ash]

My wiggins figure fell and absolutely postered tf outta Eli Manning

[Brad @color_me_bradd]

This is how Scooby Doo used to be pointing out ghosts.

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@sighyam China is always just “we have fucktons of space” lol

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@AugustRaven If you’re not making your own engine for every game you’re just producing second hand slop. Just stealing other people’s work & calling it your own

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

Everyone should try out LOTR Online before Forever comes out

[Liana ˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚ @highelven]

playing an mmo and not knowing shit about it is so charming. being lost, playing suboptimally, being confused. the moment you start getting to know the ins and outs, a cloud of darkness encapsulates the experience with too much knowledge

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

@highelven Me having started playing LOTR online, vibing out, knowing a fair amount of the overall LOTR story but not the in game bits, & not even knowing what my attacks actually do but still having a fantastic time

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

I looked & it said @RealWashedGamer

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

What famous person was born in your birthday month/year?

[Washed Gamer @RealWashedGamer]

Pretty good ngl. First one got me

[jaakea @fwjaakea]

Top 10 NBA Slander Nicknames

[Real App @realapp]

LeBron passes LeBron for the most points in a game by a player in their 24th season!