JimT

Clinically depressed on Sundays since 1999 #Browns

[JimT @RealWGLB]

I mostly go on here to check pictures of Cleveland & the latest on the #Browns so here goes..

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Give ‘‘em a follow for some positivity

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Happy pride month to Home Depot for not selling a single piece of straight wood.

[Jum @JesterJum]

Are the Amish allowed to motorboat their wife's boobies?

Or do they have to rowboat them?

[Ellen Highland 🍊🍊 @VegasLEH]

@ZeekArkham @Guntotingmom I’m tired of getting angry about things that no one ever fixes…

[Cujo Knows @cujoknows]

For the 33rd consecutive year, the Stanley Cup belongs to the United States of America! 🇺🇸🦅

[𝑴𝒐 𝑴𝒐𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒓 @MoMohler]

High school kids in Ohio, in the early 2000s were given this for lunch and later in the evening they had to guard LeBron James in basketball.

[Wholesome Side of 𝕏 @itsme_urstruly]

I know every generation has their class struggles, but let me tell you about the summer of 1990 when Supersoakers hit the market and only a few kids could afford them and the rest of us were hunted for sport.

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

Someone told me that Harry Potter is supposed to take place between 1991 and 1998 which is ridiculous because not once in seven books does a single character say, “Man, Shawn Michaels is having one hell of a run huh?”

[Onyx @OnyxOdds]

REPORT: Kenny Atkinson has arrived at MSG to prepare for Knicks-Cavs Game 5 with the series analytically tied 2-2

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[Zac Jackson @AkronJackson]

Monken called it “embarrassing” to have interceptions in 7 on 7 with no pass rush.

He’s only seen one previous training camp here not 27.

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Cleveland and New York watching the Western Conference Finals

[JimT @RealWGLB]

@comicjeenyus You ain’t cling climbed a ladder in years!

[JimT @RealWGLB]

🤔🤔

[Still Real To Us @stillreal2us]

When I die all my homies have to compete in a Ladder Match to determine who gets my stuff. I’m sorry, but those are the rules.

[Phil Labonte 🇺🇸 @philthatremains]

maybe women athletes should be paid MORE than men because the point of sports is entertainment and this is entertaining as hell. 😂

[SlobboFattsaroni @YouWontLikeThi5]

@Outkick As soon as you drop your date off and they exit the vehicle after being together 6 hours:

[Burt Macklin @BurtMaclin_FBI]

Caught my wife doing laundry and stopped her immediately. I said, “Babe, it’s Mother’s Day. You don’t do chores today. Go sit down and relax; these clothes will still be here tomorrow.”

I’m such a good husband.

[SuperSisi @SuperSisi]

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