YancyPants

Taste the meat, not the heat.

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

@Spotify Hurt, Breaking Benjamin, and Three Days Grace.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😢

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

Even Thor's hammer is not immune to the fake weight guy: 😭

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Damn, she a real one. Ima lock this one down for sure. Didn’t even question it.

[Toosii @toosii2x]

fellas text y’all girl and tell her you need $100 for a haircut post the reply up here 😂

[love drops @lovedropx]

“The fruit was never an apple”
— Max Svabinsky (1873-1962)

[joji @metaversejoji]

American people after they meet you

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

@Jason_Aldean Population of over 150,000 is not a small town. You didn’t even write the song. Just another city boy pretending to be country.

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

16.2% body fat, working towards 6-7% by October.

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

@kiaraedwardsxxo

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Went to a pool party yesterday. Got asked if I competed. That was cool.

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Going sky diving this Saturday. Anybody wanna tag along?

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Fuck it. Ima go sky diving. That will cure my depression temporarily 🤣

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

I’m getting depressed. Time to invest in a 🏍️ and ⚙️

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

This may sound stupid af, but I just noticed some veins popping in my quads. Huge moment for me. I still remember the first workout i noticed veins in my shoulders.

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Impatience requires more patience.

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Going out of town tomorrow morning, so left Huk Dog at my parents tonight. My house feels empty and I already miss him 💔

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

I think it’s funny when women say that beards are a mans version of Make Up. Bitch I can grow my beard, can you grow your makeup???

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

It’s a beautiful thing to have warm ups or pants big around the waist, but tight around the legs. Team Tree Trunks for legs. 🤭

[YancyPants @RealYancyRod]

Then at Mickey D’s i get his usual order. I say “can I get a #5 meal with a sweet tea and some honey mustard?” They respond with, do you want the meal? What do you want to drink? Any sauce? 🤦‍♂️