Rebecka Ratcliffe

Full-time parent, writer, and middling poet.

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@realdumbrunner BANNER YEAR

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@storymcstory https://t.co/yPvPPbFwti

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We’re up to Chapter 36: Bronies Before Ponies over at #kindlevella. First three episode are free! Go read something silly.

#serialfiction #kindlevella #hanselandgrendel

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On Seizing Opportunities: Hansel and Grendel Moving to Kindle Vella https://t.co/JaTJ98lnK1

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@OgTheArtist Thanks, Steve!

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@realdumbrunner I see you’re a man of a certain age...

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You Better Watch Your Elf: A Holiday Misadventure in Cost Accounting and Violence
#audiobook #newfiction #alittlelighthorror #elfontheshelf #elfofftheshelf https://t.co/dAmnXC8G1z

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******* Show
#storymcstoryface #shortread #shortfiction #audiofiction #didyouforgetyourpassword https://t.co/83ADbcMBNG

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@realdumbrunner My husband. I pull the shirt out by force if I have to before allowing him to leave.

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@realdumbrunner Puppy: ARE WE BFF NOW WAGWAGWAG

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@westwood1sports @Kevinharlan @fmarciuliano Did you hear about this?

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@SteveOgdenArt HAHAHAHAHA. Yeah. Dinner conversation last night was about Hilter.

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SWIT!
A brief tale of bananas, zombies, and love lost.
#shortstory #audiobook #zombies #bananas #storyproject https://t.co/otHNBJS6TN

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@realdumbrunner What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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📚BOOK LAUNCH📚
Cedric the Silly Cylinder is the latest Moodrangle offering, books about big emotions for little people.

Cedric likes to be silly, but sometimes he needs to be serious.

https://t.co/nrX7R5myec and Amazon

#bibliotherapy #picturebooks #ampublishing

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@realdumbrunner He was the school security officer, so it was all safe and fine.

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@realdumbrunner We had a teacher who bought and sold firearms from students. He did actually get let go...eventually.

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@1unstoppable @washingtonpost @Starbucks @seanhannity Maybe order “chai” instead of “chia” and see if that’s better.

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@SteveOgdenArt The pitch of my voice is impossible for voice to text. I’d be better off with a girl from the steno pool.

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@SteveOgdenArt I would have better luck as one of my characters. Heh.

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Vaccines are basically homeopathic remedies for plague. #vaccinate