Rebel.SAHM

Please don't follow me, I already have anxiety.

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@Fortnite #designasprite

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When I post pictures of the #twins I’ve always tried to make sure that there’s #equalrepresentation

I realized today that #noone can tell the difference.

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#Verity a liar.

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@HamillHimself You’re perpetually trending in my brain, so I’m not surprised.

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@HamillHimself You make me so happy, even though I'm #smallpotatoes

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@MichelleEllis92 @iamcardib In english. In Hebrew they can be either or.

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After considering his performance in #Beetlejuice and #Batman , my only dream in life is to see @MichaelKeaton play Batman AND Joker.
If @lindsaylohan can do it... Michael Keaton can do it.

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The more we fight each other, move to separate platforms, refuse to connect - the more the hate will flourish. Our country is not defined by it's leader, but by its people as a whole. We can no longer allow ANY #President to divide and define us. #WeThePeople must unite.

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#Trump did not create the hate and disconnect between US citizens, it has been there since the founding of the nation. Trump fuels the hate and disconnect because that's where he thrives, that's where he has power - in division.

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Me to my children: "Don't hold it till it's an emergency!"
Also me: I'm gonna finish folding this laundry, wash the dishes, sweep the floor, prep dinner, and tidy up THEN waddle to bathroom.

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@realDonaldTrump YOUR lawyers want access to a completely discreet process. #crymeariver

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@realDonaldTrump Take away their birthdays!!

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Can we unplug it or do a hard reset?
#Elections2020 #ElectionResults2020 #Nevada

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Nevada!!! Put your shoes on, it's time to go!!
-America
#Nevada #ElectionResults2020 #parenting

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#HocusPocus , making parents awkwardly explain virginity since 1993.
#andhesavirgin #HappyHalloween

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@realDonaldTrump How are YOU President?

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There comes a point in potty training twin boys where you embrace the fact that urine is sterile.
#urine #twinboys #PottyLearning #BOYMOM #lessfucksgiven

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"Spare no expense on the tower!"
#pawpatrol #boymom #vote

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@realDonaldTrump To be clear, you're equating voting with protesting?

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If you didn't already fucking love @PostMalone , his name is hella easy to search whilst toasted.