The Whiteheads

Things said at the Whitehead household

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“It has Zac Efron in it!? Man Zac Efron is the whole package!” -Eston

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“You know Disney’s done a lot for us. They gave us Eliajah La Buff.”

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“Anyone can be Mexican if you give them the name Skelita!”

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“You know what this means? Sex tonight.” -my father talking about watching the Muppets Christmas Carol. #happywifehappylife #directquote #atthewhiteheads #deadserious

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“I just realized that Michael Caine plays Scrooge.”
“Yeah this was his big break.”-Eston

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“I diet everyday... between meals” -Eston #atthewhiteheads

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

@staceyturley2 just trying to destroy Eston’s happiness

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

“Val and I just thought of a super good idea. We’re going to open a store that does full-service. Pedicures, Pap smears, and popsicles.” #@thewhiteheads

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

Some random girl just told me I was really pretty so you could say it's been a good day

[The Whiteheads @RebWhitehead9]

My mom called Eminem a scumbag and now we can't be related

[Mary Charlene @IamEnidColeslaw]

why can't there be 12 days of Halloween