irma rec NorthStars

A rec hockey team of aging men trying to relive their glory years that weren’t very glorious to begin with.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

We lost a good man in last nights action. Chad Lawson tipped home a Malcolm Tomlinson laser beam. He did not use his stick but instead opted for the scrotum deflection. He was dragged off the ice. He did not return. We can still hear the screams.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

Lots of teams have player of the game hats/helmets, coats etc. We have decided on a player of the game 3ft tall rabbit in rainwear to incentivize the players. Happily donated by @pierce_7_69

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@conrad_cowboy @Pistol_9Pete @DrSouce71 It would have to be this one cuz you’re never here.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@IrmaSrAces @ProvostCombines Our team isn’t even dedicated to our team!

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@kyleparsons39 @DeuceSafety He did this on the ice and nearly did it entering the dressing just yesterday.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@tek2541 @SeattleKraken @Master_Fish_19 @IrmaSrAces There’s already 60 minutes of skating to pull a groin, why tempt fate with stretching

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@IrmaSrAces That bars always open when we play #SharingisCaring #hacksaw

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@ranchhand_10 @IrmaTigers @Pistol_9Pete We better start a conditioning camp and start it 6months ago.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

Soooo you’re not playing with us? Well! What was all this one in a million talk!?

[Parker Mackay @Pistol_9Pete]

I am honoured and excited to head back to the city of Spruce Grove. The Saints organization has an incredible winning culture and history that I hope to be a part of from the other side of the bench. I look forward to working with so many talented young men #gosaints

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

How do you know this is a Rec game?
Two things.
1. No fans
2. Two number 69s on the same team
#69hehheh

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

Nothing worse than playing Rick’s beer league team at 11:30pm https://t.co/ybkHsgssvU

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

Happy birthday to our pickled egg maker and resident beaver @pierce_7_69

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

This picture is posted by the individual and is in no way reflective of the @RecIrma team

[Conrad Fenton @ranchhand_10]

⁦@IrmaTigers⁩ ⁦@IrmaSrAces⁩ ⁦@RecIrma⁩ ⁦@RoyalsAlbert⁩ Happy New Year #ranchlife #tophands

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@ranchhand_10 @Pistol_9Pete Yup! He has a spot. I already told like 10 guys to burn their equipment.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

Ild say we are a “glass half full” team but in reality we are a “that glass better be empty before you leave” team

[Jim @Jim11hockey]

@RecIrma But you haven’t won either, #nottheIrmaway

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

Best thing about lockdown, we haven’t lost for like three weeks.

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

We have a pipe that runs through our change room and drips on us after showers yet it’s still nicer than this. #soucydeservesbetter #nicecielingfan

[Xcel Energy Center @XcelEnergyCtr]

How it started: How it's going:

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

Wait!.....is he talking about us???

[Spittin' Chiclets @spittinchiclets]

I’m sure Whit loved hearing this

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@kyleparsons39 Our refs are 11yrs old sooo....

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

We had our first game of the year. The team was told to come to game dressed. All but 1 were told this was a lie....

[irma rec NorthStars @RecIrma]

@kyleparsons39 After two games I think we could have our own reality series.