Mister Jane Doe

I'm a rocket man!

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

No Twitter, you tell ME what's happening. I won't trust this potentially-commie-world-destrcution-plotting-device with ANY information!

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Each and every man and Pyro under my command owes me 100 robot scalps. And I want my scalps.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Today is a good day for trampling and squashing MAGGOTS under my boot.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Move over Canadia, it's OUR TURN tomorrow! AMERICA.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

AMERICA.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Rocket fuel? Inside of rockets? That monkey might be on to something...

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

INCOMING W+M1s! RT @TeamFortress Pyromania: Day One http://t.co/3yjXm5Ut

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

INCOMING!!

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Damnitmaggots.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Get a job you fruit-basket, artsy fartsy hippie.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Goldrush/Granary/Gravel Pit is waiting for you pansies if you want to come back to PC games now.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

America! http://t.co/Pu1bLqe2

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

I want ALL soldiers on alert! There will be no afternoon napping as long as the BLUs continue to be a menace to humanity!

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Maggots.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Know what? I admit it. I'm in love with America. ALL of America and her beauty. Even the pansies, fruit baskets and sissies that live here.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Saxton Hale is up to his crazy antics again. http://t.co/Wlg2V4et

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

Back when I started in the army, we didn't have handbooks for new employees. We just shot rockets at each other to find out what worked.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

I will bring back the vuvuzela into existence JUST to torture BLU maggots!

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

I DON'T NEED NO ANCIENT DRAGON LANGUAGE TO SHOUT YOU INTO OBLIVION. MAGGOT.

[Mister Jane Doe @RED_Soldier]

I hate pansies who don't win wars. They are pansies!