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Subtlety. It is lost on you, mes amis.

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@Red_Eyelander Exactly as I intended. What better disguise than to have the enemy think you are no longer a threat? Ahem.

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@The_Scout A beret? What for? No- let me guess. You have a school recital.

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@PocketDok I highly doubt that. No signs of bloodshed. Unfortunate.

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@The_Scout Scout. Pray tell; why did I just find an earpiece stuck to the floorboards of my quarters by a half dozen sharpened knives?

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(Dear whoever has been trying to steal my account: Try harder. You are a disgrace. Might I suggest a better phishing rod?)

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@Respectablegent Bonjour. Avoiding the mess is half the work, I assure you.

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Note to self: Find any baseballs on the premises. Destroy them.

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@The_Blu_Sniper Sniper, Sniper, Sniper. You of all people should know to appreciate the element of surprise... Ha ha ha.

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@red_heavy It means we cannot all be so fortunate as to possess equipment as excellent as yours, of course. Grand enfant.

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@red_heavy You assume the two are mutually exclusive, my large, illiterate friend.

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... Je suis entouré d'idiots.

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@RED_Announcer @The_Scout You can be a useful, annoying little distraction while I get the real job done, certainly.

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Apologies for my absence. Must you be so adamant to seek me out while I am under cover? Surely you can handle one, clumsy Scout without me.

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@RED_Pyro Perhaps. Or perhaps I am simply trying to keep you alert. Although... if that means more spy-checking, I may have to reconsider.

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@RED_Pyro Are you seeing things now, you abomination? Maybe you should go cry for the @RED_Medic . Ha ha!

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@RED_Pyro -- Que-- ... Hmph! I don't know what you are talking about.

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... Things certainly have... picked up, around here. Strange. Pray tell, what has caused this sudden influx of - undoubtedly - admirers.

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@VaritiesofMasks Pyro stupide avec ce costume ridicule…

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@VaritiesofMasks You speak as though one ever sees me when they want to. Ha ha ha!