Red .

Yay for fucking strippers, but not for the act of fucking strippers. CashApp: $TheRealestRed if you are bored and want to send $ feel free

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How long can I go before my account gets deleted?

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Why can’t anyone’s resolutions be I’m going to spend more on strippers. Specifically I’m going to go out on Saturdays and put money on Red.

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I’m trying to come up with some New Year’s resolutions, and to follow my bestie Venom’s trend maybe some predictions for 2025. I want to hear everyone else’s predictions.

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Ugh i know better than to work during the holidays. Why did I do this.

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I love being back in class! Today a boy tells me I should use a tool, then I look up the tool which is stupid. Then look up the boys twitter, and I realize the boy is stupid. I love the insight social media gives.

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I keep having these reoccurring dreams about a strip club ive never been to. I mean really it’s a mash up of a few I’ve worked in and the art deco movie theater from a town I lived in as a child.

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Sometimes it’s so hard to be a good person. I just found a wallet on the ground, and turned it in. It have a few hundred $ in it, which would have tipped my night into good. The person it belonged to didn’t say thanks.

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The next time someone wants to be go with me I should remember the advice I give others. You set your price, and there is no reason to lower your price of yourself…also never negotiate for one always go for more.

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Sometimes at 4:30am I just want to iron all my napkins.

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I broke my shoes, so I wore my back up-back-up shoes. Wow I know why I’ve never warn these. I was trying to hold back tears on stage. I really need to get new shoes.

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Someone asked me what it was like dancing before boobs and if I make more money now. I’ve never danced before boobs. So now I’m thinking I’m leaving money on the table; not leaving into my boobs for sales.

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Tonight someone said their name was blue when I said my name was red. I then asked why not puce?

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@shimazusama sub stack? Is it Elon free?

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What is microblogging is it a thing anymore?

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I think I want to get into local politics, like for real. I’m tired of seeing my city fail it’s people.

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I know I say this every few month but I’m really thinking about coming back to the internet…which is spooky…

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To quote @mickeyavalon “you’re just a midnight snack shhhhhh don’t talk back”… “so rich so pretty”

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Whoa it’s windy out.

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I’m tired of being smart. All I want to do is be all “omg ur a dr I love that” & “omg cs degrees are so cute” “I’m trying to learn programming can you hello me”

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Real question. Is armpit hair sexy? I’m thinking about leaving mine since I’m coming back to work after a break. It seems like a fun change.