Abs 💛

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age. -Lucille Ball ❤

[cailyn 🔪🫀 @alpohlovebot]

maybe it’s so hot outside because y’all keep using AI to generate those ugly ass flyers and shitty logos

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

That is TOTALLY not the person I imagined in my head when listening. It truly is amazing how different voices & faces are.

[Alex Coffey @byalexcoffey]

Lewis Kalb grew up in Detroit with dreams of becoming a broadcaster.

He pursued this for decades, and even auditioned to be the Sixers' PA voice in the 90s.

Last night, he found an audience.

A big audience.

“I didn’t have a career, but I had my moment"
https://t.co/pVqgzDuEnf

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

@FranzkeLA He was SO good! Seamless from regular convo into play by play. Good radio voice. Really enjoyed it.

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

Because you get some beautiful shots of the ground below you.

[Milo Smith @mil000]

why do lower income people love to record airplane landings so much?

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

@Man_of_Wicker What a joke.

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

I don’t know…. I just spent $50 to fill up an HRV.

And it costs me no less than $100 every grocery trip - for ONE person just buying chicken & produce.

So yep. Everything’s great. A+++++

🙄

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: Trump suggests every American who is struggling to pay bills is LYING:

“Costs are coming way down. The food, the groceries, it's all coming down. I think we should be given an A+ on the economy.”

Republicans are going to be demolished in the midterms.

#BlueWavein90Days

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

This is the one I’ve been waiting for all season!!!

[Wiffleball @CorkballOne]

The trade deadline kinda blew but we did get new ice cream helmets

[Backstreet Boys @backstreetboys]

It finally happened… iykyk

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

@_piccone Glad I wasn’t the only one. My brother in NJ had no problems but I watched that grand slam 4x and a bunch of other glitches.

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

Is this game glitching for everyone else or do they REALLY want me to see that Phanatic sign 10x in a row? @NBCSPhilly

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

Never. Ever. Gets. Old.

[Jade Onyx Sage🧘🏽‍♀️����♑️ @DiiLiite]

It’s the lil bob he does when he says The Wicked Witch of The East 😂😂

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

The HR Derby broke Schwarber. 😩😭

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

That’s on me guys. My friend made us move our seats and as soon as we sat down, the team fell apart.

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

I can’t believe Painter had a great game back & the bullpen blew it! 🤬

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

GNO at the Ballpark! #ringthebell

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

“Stupid Good” - Kylee

[🧁 Amber 🍟 @Yahtzee27]

Drowning 2001 ⏩️ 2026 @backstreetboys

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

Several movies I will ALWAYS put on when flipping through channels no matter where they are.

Forrest Gump
Jumanji - Welcome to the Jungle
Clueless
Grease
The Notebook

Freshly Added: Project Hail Mary.

At least 6x in a week so far. 🫠🙃

[Governor Josh Shapiro @GovernorShapiro]

LEBRON IS COMING TO PHILLY.

By the power vested in me as the Governor of the great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania and a die-hard Sixers fan... I hereby proclaim today to be LEBRON JAMES DAY.

Welcome to the City of Brotherly Love, @KingJames.

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

I’m back on the bandwagon!

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Abs 💛 @RedAbster]

@jake_schwall Oh! We loved playing with Bruce when we crossed the ballpark off my list! What a treat that was.