Chris Wiseman (He/Him)

I guess this is where I scream my opinions into the void? Contact inquiries: [email protected]

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@steinekin Yeah. I need this.
This is amazing.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@realannapaulina What are some practical benefits that Americans have missed out on because advanced technologies have been kept secret?

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@HipHopGamer @G4C Always killin it.
Love seeing you thrive.

[Occupy Democrats @OccupyDemocrats]

BREAKING: Multiple software engineering experts accuse Twitter owner Elon Musk of hiding the REAL reason why Twitter is crashing — and of rolling out a shameless lie in order to hide the truth.

Dozens of experts are now accusing Elon Musk and his Twitter of being under a self-inflicted “DDOS attack” because “Twitter is firing off 10 requests per second to itself to try to fetch content that never arrives because Elon Musk’s latest ‘genius’ innovation is to block users from being able to read content without being logged in.”

So, there you have it folks. Musk broke Twitter and is now trying to sell Twitter users a phony excuse that he’s trying to stop “data scraping.” Very Trumpian of him…

Please retweet and ❤️ to expose Elon Musk — and join the growing exodus to Tribel, a “woke” new Twitter alternative that is growing like wildfire today thanks to Musk’s blunder. Follow us on Tribel to get all of our breaking news alerts sent straight to your phone by clicking HERE: https://t.co/HnJzSKj4Hp

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@kstephenson93 It’s so hot so early in the summer, I’m legit concerned.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@miss__slaughter Congrats!
It’s important to find a jon you can grow in.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@andrearene Love this.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@RodFergusson CONGRATS ROD!
Launch time is always an exciting time.
I hope all is smooth for you and your team ❤️

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

This looks great.

[TMNT @TMNTMovie]

straight from the underground. new #MutantMayhem trailer drops next week May 31. #TMNTMovie is now coming earlier - only in theatres August 2! #WorldTurtleDay

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@jasonschreier You are absolutely right. Crafting will be in everything.

[60 Minutes @60Minutes]

The SEC found the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints “went to great lengths” to hide $32 billion in securities – even creating shell companies.

The church told 60 Minutes, “We don't feel it's being secret; we feel it's being confidential.” https://t.co/uvn7fLeFQT

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@VagiSlice @CoachMBurnette All good here.
Glad we didn’t go out shopping this weekend.

Thanks for checking in.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@Ryan_Treadwell But what a beautiful day it is!

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@miss__slaughter “I call these fists ‘sugar’ and ‘baby’”

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

Respond with your favorite track.

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

What does 2023 have in common with the first season of Battlestar Galactica?

Too many Boomers.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I heard Twitter is gonna take away the Blue checkmarks if you don't pay... Fuck that checkmark... I guess it matters to some people..

[Chris Wiseman (He/Him) @RedbeardCaptain]

@findmattcox Have a great time homie!

[Patrick Scott Patterson @OriginalPSP]

Slightly late #FlashbackFriday to my only #SXSW appearance to date... teaming with @IRachelLara and @RedbeardCaptain to host a panel at the mega entertainment convention.

Was a great experience I hope to do again someday.