The Red Beard

Jack of All Trades. Master of None.

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

Stop complaining. Being an adult is easy: Pay your bills, don't smoke meth, keep a few close friends, wear deodorant, and tip your bartender.

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@WeyDae806 @FightVideosTV Fuuuuuuuuck

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Southwest Airlines new commercials gonna go like:

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

Hey again.
Here's your 4am reminder that you have tinnitus.

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@WeyDae806 @mattyxb Got that whole car smelling like balls 🤣

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

My single annual visit to Twitter.

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@WeyDae806 @Dexerto Bro I bet that shit STANK when it finally came out

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@TeriannaLei Oh my God is he STILL showing that to classes?! 🤣🤣🤣

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

July 2019.
Well wasnt this the fucking understatementof the decade.

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

The amount of absurd shit happening daily is accelerating at an unprecedented rate. Cant help but feel like something big is coming.
#CallingItNow

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

Be steady cruising at an altitude of 2007 Britney Spears for the duration of our flight

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@WeyDae806 @TitanfallBlog @FinalMirage 😍😍😍😍😍😍

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@shannon__grace Save your money and text me

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@WeyDae806 @barstoolsports Fuckin rip

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@MisterMemeGuy 3am, 5 hours since head hit pillow. Work tomorrow morning. Deciphering events and hypothetical situations from 10 years ago

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@WeyDae806 @Dexerto Rip to the people who made their name SimpLord and shit like that 😂😂😂

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@windslicer4

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

Breaking out of Prison with one of the homies. Come enjoy this shit show

https://t.co/1YNb8v611c

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

Shameless #twitch channel plug. Want to listen to a grown man get scared and cuss for a few hours? C'mon.
https://t.co/1YNb8vnBSK

[Tanner Bowles @kasenbowles]

Walking through Walmart an old man stops me. "You did a good job on growing your hair and beard." To which I replied "oh thank you sir." He nodded then let out "yeah... and I ain't a faggot either." Then turns and walks away. 💀🤣💀🤣💀🤣

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

#ElectionDay

[The Red Beard @RedBeardedFella]

@SeaOfThieves
My crew and I have seen many a mile upon the waves. God forbid we find the beast or opposing ship that ends our haul, we've all found our loyal ship's end somewhat lacking. I've long yearned to send her off with Nearer My God To Thee playing as the ocean takes her.