OoompahLoompah

When you're rich they let you do it. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

🚨 BREAKING: my cardiologist’s sister lives next door to Mitch McConnell—she confirms that he is DEAD.

He coded at his house, paramedics never got a pulse back. He��s stored in a cooler at a local mortuary.

Apparently they made close friends & relatives sign NDAs

If you think I’m lying, you can just show us Mitch McConnell. 💁🏻‍♀️

[OoompahLoompah @RedBlindFolds]

@EvelDick The special effects stuff is plain stupid . looks and comes off as just horribly bad local TV 🌽 corny shit

[OoompahLoompah @RedBlindFolds]

@hissgoescobra he wants to see what it looks like he's going to drape over different ones instead of using a computer because that would be fake. he can test different golds, and blues and other tacky white trash ghetto shit before hiring one of his cronies @realDonaldTrump

[Covie @covie_93]

Palm Beach International Airport becomes the first airport in the United States to be renamed after a pedophile.

[Covie @covie_93]

You don't do this if you think you're winning.

[Mark Warner @MarkWarner]

Reports that the White House has dismissed the remaining members of the Election Assistance Commission — all of whom were unanimously confirmed by the Senate, including a commissioner appointed by President Trump himself — should concern every American, regardless of party, because the EAC was established by Congress as an independent, bipartisan body to help states administer secure and credible elections.

If these reports are accurate, removing every remaining commissioner just months before the 2026 midterm elections is an extraordinary step that demands an immediate explanation from the administration and raises profound concerns about political interference in the institutions that support our elections.

[𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 @deaditesin]

evil dead franchise 🤝 drenching their main character in blood

[Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁) @AshySlasheeDB]

I'm sorry. But Ellie did it best.

[anyone_want_chips @anyonewantchips]

Republicans went completely batshit when Lloyd Austin took three days to notify the White House about his emergency hospitalization - but when it’s been over three weeks and Mitch McConnell’s condition is still a mystery - not a fucking word.

[Jacques @JMahoffer]

#DementiaAlert

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

I certainly don’t trust her. But MTG is lighting them up. 💥

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Todd Blanche’s refusal to comply with the July 2 court order to release the Epstein files just proves Trump is guilty AF

[Roshan Rinaldi @Roshan_Rinaldi]

William Howard Taft was the largest, heaviest President in American History.

(He weighed 335-340 pounds when he left the White House.)

But now,... a new contender for the title emerges:

[John Bourscheid 🇺🇸 🚀 @bourscheid]

Rest in piss, Mitch McConnell. Thanks so much for making this country a significantly worse place. You will not be missed and your legacy is the shit-caked pedophile pretending to be President and a weak-ass SCOTUS. You have more value braindead than you did alive. Goodbye.

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

Damn, Iran did not waste a second, they had this diss track ready to go, with the exact final score, after trump's cheating ways jinxed and screwed our US Men's Soccer Team.

He's turned the whole world against us.
The song is 🔥, tho.

[Covie @covie_93]

Was this suppose to be a fireworks show or they are recreating the scene where trump and hegseth murdered 168 iranian schoolchildren???

[Lucas Sanders 👊🏽🔥🇺🇸 @LucasSa56947288]

This was Donald Trump last night!

He went to sleep while the fireworks were displayed in Washington DC.

So embarrassing!

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

What the literal fuck is this?!? 👀

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

250th vibes