̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱

It's good to have a safe house when you're a legitimate merchant such as myself. 《Animal Crossing RP • Icon: cyberyazawa-blog • #Ðεѕυ》

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

「Wʜᴇɴ Rᴇᴅᴅ's ᴛʀᴀᴠᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴏғ ··ʙᴀʀɢᴀɪɴs·· ᴄᴏᴍᴇs ᴛᴏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛᴏᴡɴ, ᴘʀᴇᴘᴀʀᴇ ᴛᴏ ʙʀᴇᴀᴋ ᴏᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴡᴀʟʟᴇᴛ.」
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A ᴅɪᴛᴛʏ ʙʏ #Ðεѕυ

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

I bet if I dyed my fur white, people would mistake me for KK Slider. Probably could make a few quick bucks with that.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

Can I ruin everything, please?

[Natasha Petrova (Retired) @Tasha_ACNH]

I am the god of Twitter
Anything you do needs permission by me

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

((damn those memes))

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

((Me: plays doom for 2 hours
My Animal Crossing muse: SKYROCKETS))

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

I'm told fam is more of a hip thing to say over cuz...

Might mess around and try that.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

@acnh_resrep Oh? Yer thankin' me? Hey! Nice to see I got fans! No problem, cuz!

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

I've come back to ruin everything!

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

@konkitchi "Wish I knew, Connie. Apparently, they just bid on art and furniture.

Seems like a sure way to fail."

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

Animals don't normally talk outside of Animal Village?

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

((today was kinda the last straw tho. I just wanna forget everything and be someone else for a while. So I'll probably be switching through accounts-.))

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

((hi. I'm sorry I haven't been on. There's been massive family issues in our house and my mom kicked my dad out for barely any reason today..... So..... I've been very upset lately))

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

I would never overcharge someone for something

Unless I felt like it!

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

Might as well buy from the guy who's up front with ya, is what I'm sayin'.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

Nook's as crooked as me. The only difference is, the empire he built 's sittin' at a tilt.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

Anyway, I got this dirty couch, only 2,500 bells.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

I am simply a fox looking to feed my family. You can't fault me on that, can you?

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

My wares are worth more than this.

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

KK bubblegum.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

The pirate schtick's hard. I'm droppin' that faster than I dropped Tom Nook outta our business partnership.

[̶C̶r̶a̶z̶y̶ 𝗝𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘆 𝗥𝗲𝗱𝗱 @ReddBells]

Jolly Redd's got a handful of new paintings for ya.... Uh... Land lubbers? if anyone's interested.

I know I'd be if I were any'a you.