Sometimes when I go on dates, I wear all black and a nice hat so that they know what I will look like at their funeral if they ever decide to fuck with me
That is a great way to sell a car. it does make me wonder… the next time I go buy a car? Would it be crossing a line if I ask the person selling it to hop in the trunk so I can see what a body looks like back there? Or would that be a crossing a line? lol asking for a friend
It’s election year so Lindsey Graham is begging for money on Fox News.
It brings me such joy to know he probably lays awake at night trying to figure out how the hell a pediatrician is out-raising him.
Let’s keep the pressure on. 🇺🇸💙
There’s a seven year old boy hospitalized in Greenville, South Carolina with measles encephalitis.
He can’t walk or talk or feed himself.
This didn’t have to happen. Please vaccinate.
It’s a pediatrician v. warmonger.
Someone who heals sick and injured children for a living v. someone who bombs people for a living.
A 45 yr old mom of three v. a 70 yr old corrupt politician.
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.
Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.
So, like any reasonable rapper would do…
He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.
And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.
And Afroman’s response?
He dropped ANOTHER music video.
In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”
They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.
And the best part?
A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.
Colgante Art Nouveau en oro amarillo, perlas, piedra lunar y esmalte plique en journ, representando el rostro de una mujer alada. Realizado por Louis Aucoc en 1900
“ I started sex work because I got high..
I was gonna take that pussy to work.
but then I got high…
now I’m planting crops and I know why!
bc I got high, bc I got high, bc I got high…”
Tailored a few verses to myself…
The Grammy-nominated rapper Afroman won a defamation lawsuit filed by seven Ohio sheriff’s deputies who sued him over music videos in which he used home security footage to mock their raid of his home. https://t.co/U7bxu8vOAy