I'm only here for fights and thirst traps

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@keinwiebdayo @avatar_fighters And yeah, I get all that, but come on, GIVE US UNCS THE UNC

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@ZeldaUniverse Twilight Princess and Ocarina are 1 and 2 interchangeably, then Wind Waker and LttP are 3 and 4

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@avatar_fighters MELON LOOOOOORD

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@rynkerbelle Wait so will the rest of my life be just constant bad goons? Because that's HORRIFYING

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@rynkerbelle ....can I steal your fluffy square?

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@rynkerbelle I dunno, how fluffy is it?

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@rynkerbelle "Demons more like deez buns amirite?" -You to your therapist maybe

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@rynkerbelle Sorry about the endless demons also nice butt

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@toysizedd ᵐᵉᵒʷ

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@onnawii Twilight Princess is so underrated, probably my favorite Zelda

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@rynkerbelle I knew a clown who had squeeze honkers surgically implanted in her breasts. I had so many questions, but top of the list was "What doctor was willing to do this?"

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@DerpDream I struggled with this so much until I read the text on one machine and realized I'd never seen anyone use it the way it was designed. So now I'm just convinced EVERYONE is struggling with this and is just too embarrassed to say anything

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Performing all this May at SeaWorld Miami:

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@luvkitt3nn Honestly a great date look. Are those tights or tats?

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@jon_bois I once experienced something similar to this with a person. They were there and then with only a movement of their hands they weren't. Scared the hell out of me

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@gonkgonk666 Goddammit, I laughed so now I'm going to hell, thanks a lot

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Me every day when I wake up

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Meaningless-yet-somehow-troubling thought of the day: a version of the actor Jesse Eisenberg who's the same except with really sexy legs named Jesse Thighsenberg

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Do you ever get that thing where you're wiping, trying to get that deep clean, and a hole rips in the toilet paper and your finger pokes through? You do? Oh that's gross, that would never happen to me. You're disgusting. Poop fingers