Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉

I like red. Cis-het woman doing her best to be an ally. Part unicorn with a PhD. The rest of me is existential dread, anxiety and roller derby.

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

Whelp. That interaction is probably the final nail in Twitter’s coffin for me.

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@ScolaidhDays @dead_eyeliner @KateBHdj @paulmurphy_TD You’ll get blocked. Bye you transphobic POS

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@ScolaidhDays @dead_eyeliner @KateBHdj @paulmurphy_TD Also not all people who prefer to use a gender neutral pronoun do so because they identify as non-binary, educate yourself

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@ScolaidhDays @dead_eyeliner @KateBHdj @paulmurphy_TD That’s Doctor She/They to you, asshat

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@ScolaidhDays @dead_eyeliner @KateBHdj @paulmurphy_TD Excuse me?

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@SofieHagen @drjuliashaw Noooooo it’s like a highlight of my week

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

A dark sense of humour is all that has gotten me through a lot of shit. Moralise about that.

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

I’m seeing a lot of moralising about submersible memes, and how they’re terrible and we should all just be sad because 5 people died. Like somehow, those of us with a black sense of humour are bad people…

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

Fun fact: you can be sad they died and also find memes about it funny. People can be more than one thing. I can be grieving my mum and also take hilarious advantage of people who make “your mum” jokes.

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@JaneCaro Every single woman I know had, at the very least, her bum pinched in a nightclub or pub. I was forcibly kissed by an old man at a bus stop. It is so common we say “I’ve never been assaulted except for the normal stuff like…” and that’s the problem. Normalised predatory behaviour

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@AdelaideBook @JaneCaro I knew the Hurley’s during their time in Darwin. The kids were very musical. They were encouraged thus by their parents. She likes to sing.

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

For once Finland is amazing. I always go for Finland because my dog is Finnish @SBSEurovision

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

@kiripritchardmc @EsylltMair @emilylloydsaini @BBCRadioWales @TheXennialDome The music. The eyeliner. The attitude and the pin straight hair.

God being 16 in 2002 was a vibe

[Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot]

A beautiful woman with grey eyes is hiding in an opera house. She is thinking about hexagons. A witch is checking Facebook behind her.

[Sammy J @sammyjcomedian]

There’s been a bit of confusion so I wrote this quick song explaining Peter Dutton’s position on the Voice. #auspol #voicetoparliament

[Rachel (she/they) 🧚🏻‍♂️🦄 😓🥺🧠💉 @RedFeatherWings]

I love when someone thinks they are asking a *super smart* rhetorical question and you just, like, answer it. Bonus points if the rhetorical question has a side of “I’m not racist, but…”