Juice Saleswoman

God-Empress of Aotearoa, Reptilian enthusiast, Proud developer on the Obligate Project, She/Her, ΘΔ (secret), 20

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@audiovisualrien Überfoid

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

Bad tummy day :(

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@MaoistStdEn Revisionist dog. Those are not the 23 flavours as envisioned by Lesbian Jesus

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@Cowbian It’s actually worth 1.2x per unit. Beautiful cow girls are some of the most important things we have

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

Remembering I let that Hitlerite dentist file down my canines. If I could beat a younger me to death with hammers I would.

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@MaoistStdEn This will flop if there is any good in the world

[star ｡･:*:･ﾟ★ #ilmbf @dwecayedgirl]

im deeply mentally ill but whats crazy is that everyone in my bloodline is insane and half of them are evil so weirdly im probably the most normal person in my bloodline in years

[The Munchler @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

accidentally cutting your face while shaving is the biggest humilation ritual like look at me I'm a tranny I need to shave my beard every day

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

Saw a r*ddit thread on a trans sub full of people talking about how the effects of Testosterone will reverse themselves. What the fuck are they talking about, is mainstream knowledge of HRT just entirely vibes based?

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

Truly every accusation is confession, my brother started by telling all my friends I was trying to bully him into suicide (untrue to be clear) then spent the next three years trying to bully me into suicide. Should’ve seen it coming in retrospect

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@MaoistStdEn The Lesbians support this message. Far too long have we been expected to drink bottles with 22 or fewer flavours

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@Cowbian Egghead himself

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

Left boob is bigger than the right one again. There’s political commentary here somewhere

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@Cowbian Preferably we resolve our differences and defeat the overall villain in a super high budget team-up but my schedules open

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@Cowbian Can we be nemesis’

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

Been wearing my Carabiner on the wrong side fuuuuuuuuck lesbians I’m so sorry for lying

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

@Cowbian My goals are enigmatic and unknowable. All I need of for the ladies to continue being so beautiful

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

I should sent out an online form to everyone I know to check “How much can I compliment you before you’re gonna think I’m coming on to you”.

Would take much of the guesswork out of my chosen profession and probably make me much better at it

[Juice Saleswoman @RedLesbian06]

It’s so annoying some of my favourite accounts just don’t appear on the tl anymore. My position as obscure replygirl is in danger