idris butler

Supporting Nottingham Forest since 1977.

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@HRRonald001 Interested

[TheHost @TheHost_]

My boss paid me to be her husband for a year, and I accepted because my mother needed an urgent operation.

I thought I was just going to sign papers, smile at expensive dinners, and sleep in a separate bedroom…

until our fake marriage started hurting like a real one.

Rachel Sterling was ice-cold in her flawless suits, but her hand shook when she slid me the $100k contract.

As her former driver, I was discreet and desperate enough.

No feelings, separate beds, no questions about her past.

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@CityGroundShelf Mission accomplished. Six months salary in the bag

[RC deWinter @RCdeWinter]

A guy was talking to his neighbor over the fence.
“I mowed the lawn the other day, and after doing so
I sat down and had a cold beer.
The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking.

My wife walked by and asked me what I was doing,
and I said, "Nothing."

The reason I said "nothing" instead of saying "just thinking" is because she then would have asked, "About what?"

At that moment, I would have needed to clarify that men ponder deeply on diverse subjects, sparking further inquiries.

Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they know?

Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really know, here is the reason for my conclusion:

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child."

But you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think
I would like another kick
in the nuts."

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@uNdu_Mk A disgusting display of abuse of power. This is not our culture. Let's hope money does not deny justice again

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@GrowSmarter_x Hold onto her so we can relocate together

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@natives_root Hi

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@NFFC Tsakane, Johannesburg

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@NFFC Johannesburg YOU REDS

[Newham Independents 💛 @NewhamIndParty]

Labour in 2024, in a single clip. They are not for the many, they are for the few.

'Just to clarify, Labour's happy to cap child benefit but not bankers' bonuses?'

[Forest Review @Forest_Review]

😅 #NFFC

[idris butler @redmansa77]

@mrdfood Have a problem.
Ordered last night, money taken off my account, no trace of order at take away or reference from Mr d.
How do I resolve

[Rachael 💛🖤 @r4chaelc1878]

Well, fuck.

[sandieshoes 🇬🇧 @sandieshoes]

It’s fascinating reading some of these posts about Biden.

The Remainers genuinely see him as their saviour.
They forget we’ve left the EU.

They think Biden can dictate our deal with the EU... when he won’t even be in office.
31/12 is the date.

[Finfloor @finfloorsa]

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[Finfloor @finfloorsa]

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[idris butler @redmansa77]

@ForestDvds Another tear after all these years.
#neverforgetthegreatest

[nffc1969 @nffc1969]

my essential delivery today fencing, fingers crossed this helps stops the spread of the virus #keyworker 😂😂😂😂😂

[Andy Brown @redbrowny31]

We ought to have the ‘This is Nottingham’ banner out every game, love it! #nffc

[idris butler @redmansa77]

Uh well that's wasn't too difficult #ENGvSA. Please Forest complete my afternoon #NFFC