Red Mist

What's up, it's Red Mist! The newest superhero in town. Need a hand? I fight crime 25/8. A great man once said, wait 'til they get a load of me.

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[Steals @MistOfTheNight.]

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[Adopts @TheAngelsSmile.]

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Little did I know that I would become the Motherfucker.

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@BrokenEqualizer How about . . We have twins? Actually, on second thought. Nah, that's not gonna work.

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@BrokenEqualizer Totally serious. But, if anyone asks, that video does not exist.

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Someone's gotta burn that fucking video, I swear.

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Dude, we're totally serious about it. My middle name is serious. @BrokenEqualizer

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@KnockThorne Hey!

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Dad's gotta fire Tony already. Man, I hate that guy. He eats spinach with ketchup, like who does that?

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All this Red Mist merchandise sucks. My face does not look like that, I mean COME ON.

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Mom wants to get the costume dry cleaned. Uh, superheroes don't need dry cleaning.

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Some chick just emailed me about some asshole following her home from work. Wanna go check it out?!