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[Priyansh @priyaanshhhhh]

Thinking about things I'd do after exams instead of studying for the exams❤️ https://t.co/2PSrQNYfeD

[▸ ron ! @cl0wntism]

i honestly really hate how many people act like dess was perfect when there's lines of dialogue like this

[Deterio 🦍🇵🇸🔻 @NxtDeterio]

@ the last one

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

I still maintain that Uncle Grandpa was targeted at the wrong demographic at the wrong time

[Esse @DetectivEsse]

This debate was always really funny to me because basically under any logic you could apply to it the Pokémon would end up winning

[casa 🚈 @punished_casa]

making yourself all pretty then going to prison gotta be a bottom 10 strat

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

"So president Trump..."
"President WHO???"
"...in his second term..."
"His second WHAT???"
"...told Pete Hegseth..."
"The clown from 'FOX and friends'?"
"...who is now the Secretary of War..."
"secretary of WHAT?!?!"
"...to invite Jake Paul..."
"The guy from 'Vine'?"
"...and his brother..."
"he has a brother LOL?"
"...to lecture US military personal at the Pentagon."
"Is this some kind of prank?"
"No, it's 2026."

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Is this edited or is Nick Fuentes actually that short 💀

[borderline puppy disorder @sapphoismymom]

"Karen" was originally aave to refer to a specific type of racist white woman who calls the cops on Black kids just playing games.

so glad to see its been watered down to mean someone rightfully disgusted by public sexual harassment

[Coffeiii @coffeiii_]

Mew4Mew again cause I love them
#deltarune

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

Accidentally rolling my dinner dice instead of my regular d6s when casting a fireball and dealing 8 chinese damage to the group of bandits I was targeting

[Pete Santilli 🇺🇸 🇮🇹 🎙️ @petersantilli]

Prompt: From 1–10, how racist are you?

They grade themselves.
He grades them for real.

“Between a 3 and 4.”
He says 3. Racist jokes, no offense intended.

A 4 from the woman who “just doesn’t know enough.”
He hits her with a 9.2 white-savior score.
“Black people need my help because they can’t do anything by themselves.”

Then the final boss:
“Black people do not have the structural power in the United States to be racist.”
He goes plus infinity.
If you’re white, she hates you.

One girl says 10, then walks it back.
Sneaky. She knew the question.

“Anyway, learn how to read people. God bless.”

[Socialist With SE Asian Diaspora Characteristics @diaspora_red]

All the other Kirks with the pumped up Kirks better run faster than that bullet

[normie 𓆏🦔 @KellytoyDK]

you know what I think I'm done with Bluesky actually

[roleplay account @calebdcook]

@sylsprites Thank you for drawing me

[坂本龍 @sungbinhwang02]

@sylsprites

[syl @sylsprites]

when you draw a character and some roleplay account replies with "Thank you for drawing me"

[alex 📉 @alexbgervais]

Zohran being the only person in politics to understand that Trump’s special interest is real estate is incredible. Such low hanging fruit for any mayor

[Sebastián Córdova @Chevistian1]

This one still cracks me up beacuse i want to know the full context