Redneck Heck

This is AMERICA. Guns, Baseball, and Apple Pie.

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Fast Food is anythang I hit with my truck while goin' 65 mph.

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i can spit without opening my mouth

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I never talk badly bout my inlaws. I respect my maw and paw.

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I like my violence how I like my beer; Domestic.

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Family reunion tomorrow; better pick up some condoms.

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I'm takin' my wife out for a 7 course meal tonight. We're gettin' a bucket of chicken and a 6 pack of Busch Light.

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If you met your wife on Jerry Springer, you might be a redneck.

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I was born with a farmers tan

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Sometimes I think I've got more oil in my hair than I do in my truck.

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I'm thinkin' of sellin' my house. It gets pretty good gas mileage.

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I like my women like I like my milk. White and chunky.