Cyclops: fuckkk why did I cheat I have so much pussy to eat
Professor X: I need twenty child soldiers to fight Juggernaut and half of their powers should be useless
Wolverine geeked in a forest somewhere:
It’s clear that hugh jackman really just wants to do musicals for the rest of his career but all the money he needs is in the superhero movies so I propose we fix both of these issues for him and get an x-men musical rolling