Paper Mario!

Mama Mia! I appear to be in quite-a t'e situation!

Maybe my-a bro, @GreenPaperBro, could lend a-hand?

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

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[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

ok back to being dead actually i might straight up deactivate this account is entirely useless and unneeded to me.

even if i switched characters the account will still have that smelly stinky aura to it.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

owie my ears you did a bad :(

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

Mi piacciono i formaggi e i cracker.

[Paper Mario🍉 @BadgedPaper]

Fuck you'sa mean "nuh uh?"

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

Nuh uh.

[Paper Mario🍉 @BadgedPaper]

I should'a be asking you that question!

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

@DELUSIONALSICKO // if you're referring to me, i wasn't on break or anything. this account's been dead in the water for a long while.

// only active cause haha ttyd remake.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

And even then, you-a literally just reuploaded the art. No-a editing involved or anything, just a complete repost.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

The thing is that it was-a used with parody usage in mind, with-a permission to use it for that purpose.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

Who are-a you?

[Paper Mario🍉 @BadgedPaper]

why are there people at my house.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

Would-a you jump into a bottomless pit if-a your friends did it?

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

If-a character limit is a problem, then-a simplify the tweet.

Also, the-a excuse "others have done it" is-a really smelly and dumb and stinky.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

You-a could just, y'know, put it inside the-a main tweet.

Alt Text is-a for the image itself for accessibility purposes, it's-a not just extra characters for the tweet.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

Credit the-a artist.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

@cawubb_ @FoldingFighter Shit, we-a gotta now since THE koops told us to.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

50 retweets and I'll-a come back.

(( This is a dare me and my friends are doing for the bit.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

GO FUCK-A YOURSELF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[that one final girl @VeroniCassie]

STAY DEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

mama mia, a new game?

sucks that im-a still FUCKING DEAD.

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

It's been-a more than 30 days since I posted. :(

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

help me

[Paper Mario! @RedPaperBro]

help me